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u 1ist
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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One does not simple challenge the Speedo cop to a rap battle.
A logical response to an idiot is... impossible. |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
Yo
Yo yo
You're a *Garden implement*
And you blow
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Yo yo the planer
go back to your plane
and start eating that cane
stop wearing a speedo
makes u look like a peedo
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
You aint got nutthin on my speedo swag
Why don't you get into a body bag
Over your dead body I'll wave my flag
'Cus as it turns out, you're a (RUDE WORD OK)
YOUR MOVE M8 |
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I know your little plan
over the pan
your just waiting for the moon
to fetch my broom
to cause doom
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
You think these raps work
Wutchu thinkin' dorks?
Just stop all this typing,
... and maik me a sandwhich |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
When it comes to rhymes, call me Dr Suess
And you're just a man with a bog caboose
Around your neck will soon be a noose
'Because as a cannon I'm loose
So what's cooked? Your goose |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
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You think you're Dr. Suess
You must really be loose
All I see in that brain
is idk, cuz I don't have x-ray |
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Your just a cop
and ima mop
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
Your hair is a mop
And your rhymes? They're flops
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
dunt corect me!1!1!!!!!! |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
You think you be sly,
But you're not at all sly
You see me be cunning
And then you start running
I watch you all fail
As I rain down like hail
Then I b like,
"go maik me a sandwich" |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
You think you be fly*
i hav faild miself |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
@ Distect
You can't rhyme "sly" with "sly"
Should have called me small fry instead |
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they call you theplaner
why not thetaper
they call me the janitor
cuz im d sanitor
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
i corected myself alredy11!1!!1!
now go maik me a sandwich |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
They call me theplaner
'Cos I'm always plannin'
On how I'll rek yer
I'm thinkin' soon you'll be hangin' |
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my race is a mouse
i dont live in a house
in live in a hole
but u crash in poles
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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DistectJoin Date: 2013-07-08
Post Count: 3001 |
y u b bad at ryming |
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PorktusJoin Date: 2010-05-19
Post Count: 5906 |
Why don't you back to your hole?
It's where you belong
Anyway, you wont have long
Before I take out your soul
To me you're just a mole
Without any goals
So get out of my face
You're outta this race
Anyway, I;d best be getting some sleep before tomorrow's exam
I have a cold right now, so I'd best not pull and all-nighter
GG on the rap battle |
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gg mate
1.5k to ma post count/all of u r mere minions in my face[Mouseworks 3 dayed111] |
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KoraxiusJoin Date: 2011-03-16
Post Count: 336 |
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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