Say a joke, and then kill it!
(JOKE:) A duck walks into a bar and says, "do you have any apple juice?" the bartender says "no". The duck comes back the next day. "Do you have any apple juice?" the bartender says no again. The duck comes back, asks the same question, and the bartender said "if you ask that again, i will get a hammer, and nail you into the wall!" The duck comes back the next day and asks "Do you have a hammer?" "no!" do you have nails?" "NO" "Do you have any apple juice?"
(KILLER:) Ha, it's funny because the bartender dosen't have any nails or hammers to nail him in the wall with, so the duck can ask the question again! LOL.
Ok, guys, now you try! |