timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You enter your new universe, an omniscient being, and realize that this has potential. But what do you make first?
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I make two giant orbs of gas. One filled with light and the other with darkness. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You do so.
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I make both of these gases spin around each other until they are balanced. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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The good and the evil destroy eachother, leaving the empty canvas that you started with.
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I recreate these two gasses but with a giant rock revolving each one. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You do so.
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And I grab a Anti-Matter bomb, strap it to a tsar bomb, strap it to a asteroid, and send it into your system.
If that didn't wipe out everything but your sun, I'm sending the black hole in.
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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(Killer's post doesn't count.)
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I allow the suns to terraform the rocks. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You do so, and there are two sides of the planet - One that represents the good force, and the other represents the evil force.
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I Create plants on each planet. I also clone the two planets and place the clones far away. I then smash the planets together to see what happens. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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It was one planet, though...
But whatever, you smash the two clones of the planets together, and they explode. Literally. F=MA; they had a huge mass and were accelerating extremely fast.
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(actually there was one planet surrounding each sun) And what about the plants? |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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(Oh.)
The plants on the evil planet are corrupted. The plants on the good planet are purified.
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I put herbivores and omnivores on the good planet and carnivores and omnivores on the evil planet. |
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masmuskJoin Date: 2009-10-03
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^ derp |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You do so. On the Evil planet, the plants are growing out of control because there's nothing that solely eats them. On the good planet, the population is growing out of control.
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I add Carnivores to the good planet and herbivores to the bad. I make sure the herbivores have a lot of things to defend itself with on the evil planet. |
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kseekingJoin Date: 2012-04-22
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(this is a nice roleplay id like to try it) |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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You do so, and the ecosystems are more balanced.
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I evolve all creatures on good and bad planet. I make them smarter. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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How much smarter?
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I Want them all to be tribal right now. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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So then they're building tribes and stuff.
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