100 Way to get Kicked out of a Public Place!

Join Date: 2011-11-17
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#118710110Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:02 AM GMT

Title says it all Nothing rude Any place! i.e. hotels, shopping centre, restraunts Eg-- #1-(The first way to get kicked out of a public place) Please put #(number) at the start of your message Have Fun & Anyone Can Start

iWildWoof

Join Date: 2011-09-12
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#118710685Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:08 AM GMT

#1: Ask everyone through a megaphone: "ARE YOU SICK OF OWLS CONSTANTLY PILING UP IN YOUR DRIVEWAY? THEN YOU NEED AN OWLLL TROWELLL!"

Mekadon

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#118712622Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:28 AM GMT

#2 Go to a mall, speak in a creepy manner and ask for everyone's numbers.

slideinmysocks

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#118715052Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:56 AM GMT

#3: move "caution wet floor" signs on to carpeted areas.

slideinmysocks

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#118715092Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:57 AM GMT

#4: set all the clocks to go off at 10 minutes intervals during the day.

slideinmysocks

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#118715158Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:57 AM GMT

#5: Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

slideinmysocks

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#118715267Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:59 AM GMT

#6: Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

slideinmysocks

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#118715409Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:00 AM GMT

#7: When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" #8: When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"