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#136703839Wednesday, June 11, 2014 9:46 PM GMT

2238 They return... 2240 They come again.

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#136900826Friday, June 13, 2014 9:24 PM GMT

2251-Veela appear at Ireland, where they show off and beautify hundreds of Irish men. The Veela turn into their harpie-like form, shoot fireballs, and.burn down the original Ireland. Luckily, there is still the rest of the land all over the globe, but most Irish men cried so much they died.

Menehune84

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#137010128Saturday, June 14, 2014 10:50 PM GMT

2252-All armies in World War IV except the United Yubama Powers team up to defeat the Veela, making their forces all-female as a precaution. The Great Veela Battle takes place in Veniber, Swissaly.

27cricket27

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#137010965Saturday, June 14, 2014 10:59 PM GMT

The Veela battle ends with Veela winning because they contacted aliens.

Korkskrew

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#137016657Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:02 AM GMT

2253- Weirdman747 assasinates a person named Shakax7 because he griefed his place. TRUE STORY, BY THE WAY!!!

Pennyz

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#137028379Sunday, June 15, 2014 2:17 AM GMT

2254- Shakax7's son avenges his father by killing Weirdman747

CasperTheGhost7

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#137034212Sunday, June 15, 2014 3:21 AM GMT

2255- Fox aliens called Kanines contact the humans of Earth. They have beautiful women and so they begin to live along side the humans on Earth in peace.

CasperTheGhost7

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#137034385Sunday, June 15, 2014 3:23 AM GMT

2256- Astronomer Garnad Johnson from the country of Indonesia discovers, that the two planets, planet Noob and planet Guest have collided with each other and are beginning to form a beautiful massive cloud in space.

CasperTheGhost7

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#137034511Sunday, June 15, 2014 3:25 AM GMT

2257- The first humans of population of 5000 reach Mars, and they together built the first Martian city, called Anos. The United Nations say that if they want they can make new countries on Mars if they want.

CasperTheGhost7

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#137034579Sunday, June 15, 2014 3:26 AM GMT

2258- The Moon turns to the color of green, but nobody knows why though.

Korkskrew

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#137061116Sunday, June 15, 2014 12:30 PM GMT

2259- The Weirdman747 that killed Shakax7 was discovered to be a clone sent by Fred Green, a man from Victoria, Seychelles. Weirdman747 was framed, so he was brought back to life.

Menehune84

Join Date: 2014-01-28
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#137065708Sunday, June 15, 2014 1:50 PM GMT

2260-The United Yubama Powers hire the Veela to take over the countries woth male presidents. The world is in peril.

North1233

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#137102373Sunday, June 15, 2014 9:21 PM GMT

2261- My cookie army takes over the world for me and i become The Ruler Of Cookies. I force everyone to eat COOKIEZ!

Korkskrew

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#137102689Sunday, June 15, 2014 9:25 PM GMT

2262- Nobody eats cookies, and the world returns to normal.

Menehune84

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#137126150Monday, June 16, 2014 1:53 AM GMT

2263-Weirdman747 was proven to be confused, because Veela are taking over his beloved country, Swissaly. Veela are held captive by Ireland, quickly escape, and form the country of Veelesola. Veelesola owes Lesotho 1000 dollars for copying the name, but the Veelesolian Army quickly avenged Lesotho.

CasperTheGhost7

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#137171982Monday, June 16, 2014 5:05 PM GMT

2264- New Jersey makes a new brand of soda called, Dr. Veela. They made it for the Veelans to like and team up with New Jersey and the United Axis Powers.

Korkskrew

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#137193087Monday, June 16, 2014 9:09 PM GMT

2265- South Korea is nuked. It is now a lake.

Menehune84

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#137202815Monday, June 16, 2014 10:46 PM GMT

2266- New Jersey Creature In Book Soda Making Co. creates a soda for hippogriffs, Hippepsi, and a soda for giants, Goke. The Veela get jealous of giants and hippogriffs, so they turned into their harpie-like form again and burn down the N.J.C.I.B.S.M.Co. headquarters in Newark. They form their own force, Womanharpie Forces, and summon all of the veelafied countries into it. The world is in danger of Veela.

mgracer33

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#137253423Tuesday, June 17, 2014 12:59 PM GMT

2267 the star wars galaxy comes to visit us we get to meet luke and han solo and chewbaca!

evilploppa

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#137256753Tuesday, June 17, 2014 2:28 PM GMT

2268 Justin bieber died in AIDS

CasperTheGhost7

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#137267108Tuesday, June 17, 2014 5:02 PM GMT

2269- New Jersey makes Venus as it's colony.

Menehune84

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#137302821Tuesday, June 17, 2014 11:09 PM GMT

2270: The colonies of New Jersey have a huge party after being declared independence from Veela. That is also the night of the World Cup championship, Veelasola vs. Greece in Salta, Argentina, so millions of New Jersians form in front of a giant TV on a beach in Newark. A failed fireball diversion by Veelasolian goalie Ally Vella resulted in a fireball singing half of the ball, easily pushing it past Vella. Greece wins, 9-8.

Menehune84

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#137501960Friday, June 20, 2014 12:24 AM GMT

2271-As a pick-me-up for the other countries, Bolivia starts a pep rally in the destroyed city of Venibern, Swissaly, raises 89.8 trillion dollars, reconstructs the city, releases a cloud of Team-Power into the air, and sends it to Veelasola. Veelasola detects it, goes to Venibern, and the Final Battle of Swissaly Hill begins.

Menehune84

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#137546335Friday, June 20, 2014 1:02 PM GMT

Bump

Korkskrew

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#137548961Friday, June 20, 2014 2:03 PM GMT

2272- The Veela lose the battle due to the fact that the Swissalian military outnumbered them 1,000 to 1.