CasperTheGhost7
#137560605Friday, June 20, 2014 4:51 PM GMT

2273- Canada and California make a colony together on the Moon, in the large crater of Plato where they built the first city on the Moon. Named after Plato himself.
CasperTheGhost7
#137560718Friday, June 20, 2014 4:53 PM GMT

2274- Mexicans make the first space colony of their country on Jupiter's moon of Callisto, while Indonesians manage to make a colony on moon of Europa. Disputes and wars break out between the Mexicans and Indonesians.
CasperTheGhost7
#137560996Friday, June 20, 2014 4:56 PM GMT

2275- First Brazilian colony of New Recife and New Sao Paulo are made on Saturn's moon of Titan. Meanwhile Somalia makes it first rocket to reach Pluto in 2 minutes. But sadly alien space pirates take it over when the space probe arrives Pluto.
CasperTheGhost7
#137561238Friday, June 20, 2014 4:59 PM GMT

2276- China makes the first ever spaceship to reach the star system of Gliese 512, which has three rocky planets orbiting a red giant star. Chinese find the right two planets which are Gliese 512 c, and Gliese 512 d. Colonies are set up and named New Beijing and the other one on Gliese 512 d is named Neo Shanghai.
CasperTheGhost7
#137561567Friday, June 20, 2014 5:03 PM GMT

2277- Australians and Japanese team up and send a starship to the star system of GJ-553, a star system with one planet that is said to be a planet covered in a ocean of water. The planet orbits 219 days around it's two sunlike stars. As a result the Australians and Japanese built the colony of Borelius-Sazukima on GJ-553.
themathjesticforce
#137561882Friday, June 20, 2014 5:06 PM GMT

2278- We all suddenly realize that this isn't funny anymore.
CasperTheGhost7
#137562135Friday, June 20, 2014 5:09 PM GMT

2279- Then it starts to become funny again, because suddenly Somalian Space Pirates raid and loot the Mexican and Indonesian space colonies for the heck of it by riding on hijacked asteroids that are the size of a 2 story house.
themathjesticforce
#137562345Friday, June 20, 2014 5:12 PM GMT

2280: Your mom gets killed by a drunk driver riding on an asteroid.
CasperTheGhost7
#137564627Friday, June 20, 2014 5:37 PM GMT

2281- The French and Spanish explore the star system of Tau Ceti, and establish a colony called New Barcelona and Le Verrier.
Korkskrew
#137565981Friday, June 20, 2014 5:52 PM GMT

2282 or 2283- Swissaly starts a colony on Venus, while Suriname starts one on Mercury. Meanwhile, Djibouti explores the Diestamus-48HK0 star system, which includes fifteen planets, the biggest one Diestamus. Each planet has twelve moons and are home to a humanoid with a civilization resembling ours. The buildings are medeivel (i dun know how to spell dat word) and the land resembles that of England in the Arthurian legends. The atmosphere on Diestamus is perfect for all living beings to inhabit, as are ten other planets and fourteen of the moons, which brings Russia, Germany, Egypt, Cambodia, and South Korea to this star system, as well as the Great Country Jumble and what is left of the United States that have not joined the Great Country Jumble or any other civilization on Earth.
CasperTheGhost7
#137571753Friday, June 20, 2014 6:59 PM GMT

2284- The Nigerians send their first starship to the star system of Beta Pictious, where it is surrounded by a debris disk and hosts one gas giant which is 15x the size of Jupiter, it is not in the habitable zone for it to contain life for it moons. But there are moons that contain frozen water and Nigerians thus make a few colonies on a couple of moons surrounding the planet.
CasperTheGhost7
#137572141Friday, June 20, 2014 7:03 PM GMT

2285- The Polish and Germans and Czechs team up and launch a starship to the star system of HD 689094, which has three stars, and two planets that both gas giants. The stars are different, since two of them are sunlike, while one is a white dwarf. Two planets HD 689094 b and c are capable of likely having Earth-sized moons, since the two gas giant planets orbit with their habitable zone around their parent stars. Thus the Poles, Germans and Czech built a colonies on the moons of the two planets.
CasperTheGhost7
#137572400Friday, June 20, 2014 7:06 PM GMT

2256- The Russians finally manage to send two starships to the two stars systems of 61 Cygnus B and HAT-P-17. The Russians colonize the two entire star systems and found the New Russian Union as a result after colonization of the planets within the two star systems.
CasperTheGhost7
#137572624Friday, June 20, 2014 7:08 PM GMT

2257- The Texans, Trollistans and Thai colonize the star system of YOLO-1337 and they find only just 3 "troll planets" that orbit their star in period of 16 days. The Texans, Siamese and Trollistans fight over about who gets to own the star system and to built the proposed colony of Yololand.
CasperTheGhost7
#137573133Friday, June 20, 2014 7:14 PM GMT

2258- The New Zealanders send their starship to the nearest star system of 51 Pegasi, which has a sunlike star and a gas giant that orbits the star in a period of 4 days. The planet is known scientifically as 51 Pegasi b, but it unofficial name "Bellerophon" is commonly named for it after the astronomer who discovered it. The planet itself has the mass of about 4x times larger than the planet Jupiter and has about 18 moons, ten of them are able of making colonies on. As a result the New Zealanders built the four colonies of New Auckland, New Wellington, Zealandia, and Tumanako Hou which means in Maori "new hope"..
CasperTheGhost7
#137573621Friday, June 20, 2014 7:19 PM GMT

2259- The Moon is discovered be made out of green moon cheese resulting all dairy farmers from Earth to making "moon farms" on the moon to harvest green moon cheese.
Korkskrew
#137573813Friday, June 20, 2014 7:21 PM GMT

2259- Pluto merges with Mars and makes a planet about the size of Venus.
CasperTheGhost7
#137573927Friday, June 20, 2014 7:23 PM GMT

2260- The Italians and Portuguese colonizes five planets in Gliese 667 A, which is a star system containing three stars, two sunlike stars while one is a red giant. Odd about this star system is that all the planets are capable of having life since they are squeezed in the middle by the red giant star and center sunlike star. Some of the planets have moons some don't have moons, one is a ocean planet, while another is a desert planet like Mars but more tannish yellow sand color, and one planet is jungle swamp world.
CasperTheGhost7
#137574335Friday, June 20, 2014 7:27 PM GMT

2261- A black hole from the Horsehead Nebula comes into path with the Chinese colony of Neo Shanghai resulting in the destruction of the entire planet by being ripped away by the full powerful force of the rogue black hole. On the other hand the Chinese colony planet of New Beijing survives unharmed.
CasperTheGhost7
#137574622Friday, June 20, 2014 7:30 PM GMT

2262- Troll stars are discovered by a amateur Chilean astronomer Juan y Salvadora and he witnesses with his huge telescope, that troll star runs around as if it is drunk and then devours planets or other stars in it's path. And worst of all it heading toward just only Earth, so rest of the Solar System will be fine.
Korkskrew
#137575080Friday, June 20, 2014 7:35 PM GMT

2263- Most of the population of Earth moves to other galaxies or other planets before the troll star hits. the troll star then disappears in a tiny puff of smoke.
CasperTheGhost7
#137805512Sunday, June 22, 2014 5:02 PM GMT

2264- Black hole is discovered on the planet of YOMAMA
Korkskrew
#137808721Sunday, June 22, 2014 5:35 PM GMT

2265- YOMAMA is destroyed, as well as it's inhabitants, the Mongolians and Belarusians.
CasperTheGhost7
#137818507Sunday, June 22, 2014 7:08 PM GMT

2266- Expect 2 people survived the destruction, teenagers one who was boy who Belarusian and one girl is Mongolian.
CasperTheGhost7
#137818713Sunday, June 22, 2014 7:10 PM GMT

2267- The battleship, Yamato-319 ACX collides in a huge collision with a Australian starship of New Perth. Over 20,0000,0000 people on both ships were killed and only 4000 survived on New Perth and 15 survived on Yamato-319 ACX.