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FattestKid
#128252164Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:40 PM GMT

You are at a friends house for dinner. Suddenly you need to make a bowel movement and ask where the wash room is. Half way through, you realize there is no paper anywhere to be found and you have 2 minutes before your friend's parents start bugging you while you're in the wash room. Before it gets real awkward you have to find a solution to your problem with the 2 minutes you are given. What do you do?
TelamonLikeFire
#128252277Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:41 PM GMT

Crap on the floor, in front of everyone. Just how nature intended.
soardlo
#128252340Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:41 PM GMT

Hold it, Wait for them. Open door when they arrive Bend over and blast them!
LeehaPanda
#128252398Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:42 PM GMT

Open the door, get on the floor, and everybody walks the dinosaur.
TaiWolf1234
#128253508Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:53 PM GMT

@MegaJackson61, I laughed harder than I should have.
LeehaPanda
#128269377Monday, March 17, 2014 12:30 AM GMT

Well thank you. .3.
Ieningrad
#128270041Monday, March 17, 2014 12:38 AM GMT

get in a plane and suicide bomb the house
iliketrains3210
#128275501Monday, March 17, 2014 1:36 AM GMT

Just "accidentally" poop on everybody in that house.

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