Once upon a time...
There was a little chicken nugget named rupert, rupert was a happy little baby chicken nugget, and his dream was to always own a straw. One day rupert wanted to achieve his dreams so then he got a radiator and fried his face onto the radiator to find the batter running down his chicken torso, he then used the hot sizziling self to fuse loose helium atoms in the air to make a huge dose of nuclear fusion powering him up into the air where he battered atoms disintegrated into into the vast air which vapourised into the clouds AND THEN MOMENTS LATER FALLING ON THE CITY OF NINCOMPOOP, NINCOMPOOP NOW HAD CHICKEN NUGGET RAIN AND EVERYONE WAS EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS, THERES TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS THEY SAID BUT PEOPLE STILL CONTINURED TO EAT THEM, BECOMING BIG AND ROLLY AND ROUND EVERLASTING GROWING AND ROLLING ABSORBING THE CHICKEN NUGGETS THEY TOUCH IN A SECOND OOOH NOO PEOPLE ARE BECOMING BIG ROUND AIR BALLOONS AND TAKING OFF INTO THE UNIVERSE AND FLOATING INTO SPACE AND TIME GETTING SO BIG THEY'RE BLOCKING UP BLACK HOLES AND BEING SUCKED HALF WAY INTO THE CORE BECAUSE ONE HALF HAS BLOCKED UP BY HALF THE AIR BALLOON NINCOMPOOP CITIZIEN, THERE FLYING THROUGH NEBULEAS AND OUTGROWING PLANETS TO GALAXYS, THEY'RE PUTTING DOWN THE FUSION OF RED GIANTS AND ORBITING THE CORE OF THE UNIVERSE UNTIL TIME REVERSES FOR ONE LAST TIME OF THE SHIER SIZE AND WEIGHT CREATED BY THE AIR BALLOONS AND THEY COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER SQUEEZING AND FUSING TO MAKE ONNEEEE HUGEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
And that is how the big bang was made
-Simoon68 19/03/14
this is what my mind consists of
but atleast it was something to do whils't waiting for the live stream |