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Okay, the rules are simple:
Someone posts something how bob saves himself.
The second person replies to the person above him that kills bob.
The other person replies with a good thing, and so on.
I will start.
Bob fell off a cliff. |
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Bob falls onto a bouncy house and lands safetly |
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ned995Join Date: 2009-06-12
Post Count: 4637 |
then bob blows his brains out because he didnt land the right way
fite me irl |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
Then bob gets brain surgery
Bannanachair 10K unleashed! |
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ConstruxJoin Date: 2011-11-19
Post Count: 1039 |
The doctors are the Three Stooges, and they run off with his stretcher, dumping him on the floor. |
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FloskyJoin Date: 2011-05-15
Post Count: 1815 |
But Shedletsky comes and fixed Bob up. |
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ConstruxJoin Date: 2011-11-19
Post Count: 1039 |
While leaving the hospital, he's struck by lightning. |
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timebelleJoin Date: 2013-12-24
Post Count: 25372 |
But the lightning was rainbow |
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The rainbow was actually Colorful flesh eating bugs |
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The flesh eating bugs were actually happy nanobots meant to fix Bob up! |
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The nanobots were programmed to infect the person they were fixing up.
bleh |
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Infect them with pure non-zambie happiness! |
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But the nanobots made him 50x stronger and unable to get hurt
--ⒻⓁⓊⓉⓉⒺⓇⓈⒽⓎ-- |
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Bob is then possessed by Bellum the Evil Phantom! |
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And bellum makes his life 100x better
--ⒻⓁⓊⓉⓉⒺⓇⓈⒽⓎ-- |
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Bob is un-possessed, and to cool down from the life-betterness must have a birthday party every 3 hours. |
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FloskyJoin Date: 2011-05-15
Post Count: 1815 |
But one of the cakes is filled with nitrogen and explodes. |
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But the materials are harmless, and Bob eats the cake with glee.
I'm the only Legendary Speical Creation Haunted Type trading card ROBLOXian! |
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FloskyJoin Date: 2011-05-15
Post Count: 1815 |
But Bob chokes on a cherry that was on the cake. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
But the cherry was magical and was safe to eat - Even safe to choke on.
Bannanachair 10K unleashed! |
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But then Bob ate an apple that had leeches and worms all in it.
~~~ Birds can't fly without wings; so therefore, you can't build without bricks. ~~~ |
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the worms are tapeworms and he gets sick |
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FloskyJoin Date: 2011-05-15
Post Count: 1815 |
But Bob also ate edible pesticide, so he was all better. |
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But then bob ate a poisonous pie. |
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