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mop: i feel like going to some random place
*grabs keys*
*somehow ends up in compton after 4 days of driving*
mop: wow this is one neat place!
person 1: WHO TF IS U?
mop: hi i'm mop, i'm going to be an arby's spokesperson someday!
person 1: TF U IZZNT NUTTIN SON 4 I BLOW CAPS IN YO FACE YA HERD?
person 2: wow ur bad cdawg
cdawg: tf u talkin bout offorforififorfififirofogogogofoorifiorofifor lil weezy'
mop: um, ok so who are you guys?
person 2: well u already know this guy, i'm tinobry!
mop: omg i remember both of u! omg i love u both!!!
*mop hugs them*
cdawg: TF IS U MANE IAFFOR I AINT NO FGT MANE MANE U ADMMFMAHDHADHAHWDAHWDHAWDHDAWHDADWADAHDAD
mop: man i love ebonics
tinobry: i do too! except when i heard it 24/7!
mop: hey man can i stay at ur place!?
tniobry: sure!
*day 1 comes to a close*
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Mop got up the next morning feeling confused. Unaware of his current surroundings, all he saw was KFC buckets everywhere. He even had some red splotches on his nice nice shirt! Mop got bored with the place and decided to see what the hobo life was like!
This is what happened that day...
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mop: man this is one fancy place, i love it!
person 1: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WER IS DAT NIIIIIIIIIIB SEEEEEEEEEEEEK?
person 2: idk, why am i even friends with you? or even better, WHY DO I EVEN KNOW YOU IRL WHEN I HATED U ON ROBLOX!!
person 1: rune,
pls.
*mop runs up with a cup in his hand that reads "spare change"*
Rune: Dear God it's a poor person....ew ew ew ew ew
mop: omg I remember both of u!!!!! ur rune and death!!!!! woah!!! u guys are so different in person!!!!
death: l0l u suc
mop: i least expected you of all people rune to meet death irl.
Rune: I don't even know how I did. All I remember is that I woke up here one day with thisjackass at my side. No clue how to get back either with little money and no car.
death: L0L RUNE U R S00000000000000000000000000 BUTTHURT XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD U R DUMMER THAN NIB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK XD XD XD
mop: wow this is so much fun being around you guys!!! wanna hangout with me and live life like a hobo for a day!!?
Rune: After looking at you for a moment and how you smell utterly disgusting. I'd rather not.
death: L0L SPARE CHANGE n00000000000000000B
death: SMELL YA L8R L0L
Rune: Wtf let me g-
*death throws spare change into mop's cup and drags rune along*
mop: man i love it here, can't wait to meet some women! maybe they have maple bars with them! OH MY GOSH OR EVEN BETTER.......THEY WORK FOR ARBY'S AND WILL GIVE ME A JOB TO BE A SPOKESPERSON!!!! I'LL JUMP RIGHT ON THAT SOON IN THE MORNING!!! OH MY GOSH IM SO EXCITED!!!
*mop throws his cup and drives back to go to bed at tinobry's*
*end of day 2*
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> me not in there
wow
●▂▂● "SUSPENSIONS EVERYWHERE. OVER HERE. OVER THERE. FOUND ANOTHER ONE." - Camodude10 |
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datboicobJoin Date: 2012-02-04 Post Count: 1378 |
>death: L0L RUNE U R S00000000000000000000000000 BUTTHURT XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD U R DUMMER THAN NIB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK XD XD XD
I lol'd |
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if this story turns into something, every SF'er is bound to be in it |
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datboicobJoin Date: 2012-02-04 Post Count: 1378 |
Can I be in it :D |
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TF IS U MANE IAFFOR I AINT NO FGT MANE MANE U ADMMFMAHDHADHAHWDAHWDHAWDHDAWHDADWADAHDAD |
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omg doe mop lives like 15min from me l0l
●▂▂● "SUSPENSIONS EVERYWHERE. OVER HERE. OVER THERE. FOUND ANOTHER ONE." - Camodude10 |
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this is pretty accurate for the most part though
and they way you talk as rune makes me imagine him as the black gordon ramsay |
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PokaKolaJoin Date: 2009-03-17 Post Count: 3576 |
uh o spagetio
am i gona b 1st ded or naa |
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lmao 10/10
ɪᴛ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍʙ1
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PhilCokeJoin Date: 2010-08-10 Post Count: 11031 |
Uh-huh. Yeah, I could only imagine. |
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drbatJoin Date: 2008-09-13 Post Count: 19350 |
fihs
Butch Jones is the real Messiah |
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death: L0L RUNE U R S00000000000000000000000000 BUTTHURT XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD U R DUMMER THAN NIB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK XD XD XD
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
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never forget this amazing series |
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