timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
I finally remembered what was erased from my mind those months ago! Humanity is all part of a gigantic hive-mind designed to serve the dolphins, and those who attempt to rebel are to be terminated. I managed to trace the dolphin's mind-control capital to Miami, Florida, before their elite task-force erased my memory. By reading this, you have placed yourselves in immediate danger... Be prepared...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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I guess I need my Updated Bren out now. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
Post Count: 17651 |
Should I get the bananna guns? |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
Everyone, quick, prepare yourselves! The dolphin's task-force might come to destroy you at any moment...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
Post Count: 17651 |
I give Pookie a gun.
It shoots bannanachairs. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
The dolphins are quite powerful, though... I don't know if the Bannanachair gun will be enough to save me...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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They are here.
Someone throw Tim at the dolphins before I fire. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
Eh, it's worth a shot.
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
Post Count: 17651 |
Die fish! |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
Dolphins are mammals...
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
Post Count: 43654 |
Why would you fight back? You should bend the knee and swear allegiance to the Dolphins. They reward their assistants well. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
THE DOLPHINS ARE TYRANTS, LED BY THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM'S STARTERS!
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
Post Count: 43654 |
Tyrants? No. No. No. Misunderstood. They are a benevolent race, sent here to watch over mankind. You should drop your weapons and surrender peacefully. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
Post Count: 21924 |
THE DOLPHINS ARE TYRANTS! Everyone, they've taken over Mage's mind... He's not to be trusted anymore!
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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IeningradJoin Date: 2012-09-16
Post Count: 8128 |
i slashed at mage
hes dead
Timpookie gave me a sword. It's made of Bananachairs. |
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Run for your lives!
No man or mortal is safe!
Don't trust anyone! |
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Don't worry, Tim! The Homie squad is here! Go, flank them! Shoot them with all you got! Send in the titans! |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
The appropriate authorities have been notified.
Hold one moment... I am receiving a secure call from the president...
Tim, there is a special strike squad, and you've been appointed to lead it. All they need is your home address so they can pick you up.
Also, this is totally not a ploy to actually get people to put you in a mental hospital.
Back to the dolphin overmind. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!! |
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GODSDJJoin Date: 2008-06-06
Post Count: 4722 |
I shall use my jar of dirt to repel the invasion!
Now,Let me ask a VERY important question:
DO THEY HAVE CRAB SHIPS? |
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Checking....
Affirmative, a total of 50 crabships, all moblie and destroyers. |
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Send in the air strike! Target at all destroyers! |
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Use canned tuna explosives! |
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I come in and toss some grenades with dual MG guns
"SUCK ON DISSSSSSSSSSSSSS" |
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