giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
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Putting the ole twist on the bandwagon
You gotta do a thing
None of this "rate me pls"
Say something interesting or witty
rating system explains itself
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XTGNecroJoin Date: 2008-10-26
Post Count: 18514 |
My dearest Shedletsky,
An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.
How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.
Your dazzling multi-coloured hair always brightens up my day and my life. Just looking at it is enough to remind me of those flashing Japanese Manga characters or even those little plastic troll dolls. Remember those? Don't you think they kinda remind you of a sweet old Grandmother? I'm not calling you old, so please don't take it that way.
You know I love sitting on the couch with you and cuddling. Its been something which has meant a lot to me despite you always firing biscuitss into the area where you are sitting, and causing the fabric to stink for 3 days. But I don't mind because I know sitting on the couch and talking, brings us closer together and of course, a friend of mine recommended a great fabric spray, so all is well, my love.
I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your bum. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful bum all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!
Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing Leather underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing Leather underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.
I wish you the happiest Anniversary ever, from the deepest depths of my soul which cries for your gentle touch and your sweet honey-like lips, my dearest one.
Eternally loving you, with flames of desire,
Johnny Depp
oooxxxooo
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zbaddude2Join Date: 2009-12-12
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What do you think of the Wii U? |
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exerasJoin Date: 2012-04-18
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i am black |
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I watch the lucky star english dub while im washing dishes so I dont feel lonely |
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you ain't gotta like it
cuz the hood gone love it |
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I sell potions on the streets
that are filled with shampoo
FREEDOM,GUYS! |
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@XTGNecro
4/10, use less of the ctrl key
@zbaddude2
WiiU is good, just kill off the mario franchise
9/10, good attempt by doing a question for a thing |
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kosimiJoin Date: 2011-02-26
Post Count: 14729 |
hi
~ching chong potato~ |
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SlydexiaJoin Date: 2010-08-10
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XTGNecroJoin Date: 2008-10-26
Post Count: 18514 |
I'm not on a computer.
I'm on my ipad |
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This thread is a test of my WISDOM. |
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impxrfectJoin Date: 2012-07-27
Post Count: 323 |
holy cowbuscus i aint gun write no dang paragraph
interesting factoid: dead people can get goosebumps
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@exeras
That's racist
7/10
@yoshiandgoomba2
english dub? French dub master language
9/10
@TrenchcoatAngel
Tuxedos don't please me when they cover a sheep
6/10
@ThomasDempsey
I heard that in GTAV
GTAV makes da good musik
8/10
@Oliviajj1337
I'd name my boat "The Conman"
9.159/10
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. |
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@kosimi
read directions
log(0.01)/10 (base 10) |
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I'm gonna get a bad rating because I am hated. |
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@SupahBoshi64
Invisible threads can still be clicked
10/9
@firekillerv9
Too bad I'm judging you by your things done
1000e10^-29 /10
@snxw
It's like I'm reading a book that took place in the great depression
10/10
@TheElderScrollsVI
And I'm tired of jokes that I've seen on facebook 3 years ago
3/10 |
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I would tell you a real joke, but I will get banned. |
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Dear giftbox24
I want you to know that I love you with a passion so deep it extends above Heaven. You deserve everything, you are everything. You will amount to anything because you are smart and caring. Your life will only become more important so start now. You will get the job of your dreams. You will get the house of your dreams. All of your dreams will become reality. You're beautiful, extraordinarily beautiful. You will find a relationship, because you're beautiful. I can't even put into words how pretty you are. You have the body of a 18-year-old model. Your face is so beautiful I have no words. I can't describe it. I can't.
You know you're pretty, and you can accept it. It's fair really, everyone else being uglier than you. More awkward than you. Less confident than you. Meaner, dumber, stupider at everything than you. You're just a popular cool person. Finding a nice relationship or friendship is do-able because your personality is as pretty as you.
On the bad side you can't possibly get anymore beautiful than you already are since you are the prettiest person to ever walk this Earth but we shouldn't come to conclusions. And oh, your personality. Absolutely wonderful. You can hold a decent conversation, you're a caring, calm, humble person.
You only like people because of how much you like yourself but who can blame you? You're the most love-worthy person I know. I could go on and on and on about my feelings towards you. I love you. I hope you marry me. I wish you would marry me. Marry me. Do me a solid and marry me. Who would miss you, you great person? Everyone! So just marry me now before your life just gets better, you great person. But you won't marry me because I am too afraid. MaybeI just need a definite plan. God, I hope I figure out a plan soon because you. Are. Utter. Beauty. |
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@JumbleBee5
Because I ain't part of the system, now obey my system
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giftbox24Join Date: 2008-04-27
Post Count: 20629 |
@multi
Note how I didn't bother to write your full name with proper caps
That's how I rate your thing
Also I didn't provide a numerical based grade |
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@gift
its ok my name isn't capitalized at all as you can see
so is yours |
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