2011 luke: why are all these people screaming?
2014 luke: they're our fans.
2011 luke: you mean we-
2014 luke: we made it.
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lol only real directioners will get this:
15 years later:
""mom can i go to a concert""
"sure for who"
""theo horan""
*spits out imaginary drink*
*whispers*
"lil craic is back"
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"after tomorrow 5sos aren't going to be our little secrets anymore"
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again, only real directioners:
15 years later:
""mom i've got a boy-""
"wHO"
""theo horan-""
*grabs daughter aggressively*
"bring me his uncle."
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"calum follow me back i accidentally blocked you on purpose"
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"this isn't the last of one direction."
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"are we punk rock yet"
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tHERE ONCE WAS A GROUP WITH LIAM AND NIALL VAS HAPPENIN' BOYS VAS HAPPENIN BOOOYYS
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the tellitubies wearing eyeliner are pretty much the equivalent to 5sos trying to be punk rock
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what if zayn backed out
what if liam made it at 14
what if louis continued acting
"wHAT IF I JUST SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE THAT'S A LOT LESS PAINFUL THEN READING THIS"
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