1.FIND SAUCE - Get some sauce about your battles pl0x
2.Make the most offensive place - Everyone loves a 9/11 Memorial.
3.Begin Phase 1: Alphaomegase.xismboom. - Insult all women, or if you're a girl, insult everyone.
4.Make fun of them, even if they're not. - Calling them a furry is a good start.
5.If all else fails, Matrydom. - You're taking them with you, no matter what.
6.Keep the battle going over periods of time until the side gives - Win?
7.If the battle is still raging on, get your posse - A crew is great.
8.Kamikaze Troll tatic could work. - Run in a random flamewar and bomb all sides with a troll attack.
9.If a troll is trolling you, be an orge. - Orges are unmerciless hellspawns.
10.If all else fails, NO U Showdown - It's very low, but it gets the job done.
11.NEVER TELL YOUR LIE. - If you make a lying thread, don't give it away, people could believe you.
12.Make fun of the person's hobbies - If hes in a clan or something, make fun of him.
13.BEWMDAMDKLASMDLSAMDAKMLKDMASKLM - or you could just slam your head on the keyboard..
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