he who cleansed the world of midget kings and midgets with wigs and huge ducks.
he who saved the land.
worship the mighty shrek
thou shall have no pets other than donkeys, shreklings, and baby dragons.
thou shall prey to shrek before thou goeth to bed, saying "shrek is love shrek is life"
thou shall only eat onions
thou shall not have shreklings before you marry your wife, which must be an ogre and a ginger.
if thou disobey shrek thou shall be banished to LMaD |