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HailMontgomery
#137179661Monday, June 16, 2014 6:44 PM GMT

I'll Start: On the first day of July, the year of our Lord 1981, William Fontaine Delatour Dauterive was swaggin it like Stalin, then he
julito1541
#137184537Monday, June 16, 2014 7:40 PM GMT

got killed by Captain Jack Sparrow then Captain Jack Sparrow Swinged and Said killed a mate
HailMontgomery
#137185982Monday, June 16, 2014 7:54 PM GMT

Then?
TheMightyMicrowave
#137187295Monday, June 16, 2014 8:09 PM GMT

then a car came blazing out of the past. a troll face from 2007 said "hue"
maggotbrain
#137187345Monday, June 16, 2014 8:09 PM GMT

And then he danced in his hoodie
HailMontgomery
#137187881Monday, June 16, 2014 8:15 PM GMT

Then he did the two toe two step and
TheMightyMicrowave
#137187964Monday, June 16, 2014 8:16 PM GMT

his evil twin brother, Malkovich, backstabs him
HailMontgomery
#137216658Tuesday, June 17, 2014 1:03 AM GMT

He falls. Down and down, off the tower he was dancing on.
papalouiesfansfan
#137235350Tuesday, June 17, 2014 4:36 AM GMT

Then he is saved by an angel, who kills his brother, and then...
HailMontgomery
#137236045Tuesday, June 17, 2014 4:46 AM GMT

He dances like a happy mofo, but...
papalouiesfansfan
#143785075Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:30 PM GMT

He screams like Sonic the Hedgehog. -btw, happy 2 month anniversary of this forum-
Vortexez
#143785479Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:36 PM GMT

Then he went to the store and bought some..
TheDwarfStar
#143794146Sunday, August 17, 2014 12:23 AM GMT

Fruit loops and baby powder.
HailMontgomery
#143801572Sunday, August 17, 2014 1:53 AM GMT

Then he flew to Jerusalem, to find...
xxBootyFlakexx
#143801862Sunday, August 17, 2014 1:56 AM GMT

found his mom with a another man that happens to be.....
HailMontgomery
#143802272Sunday, August 17, 2014 2:01 AM GMT

h0m0s3xua1
HailMontgomery
#143814268Sunday, August 17, 2014 4:29 AM GMT

They then proceed to.
xxBootyFlakexx
#144186019Friday, August 22, 2014 12:30 AM GMT

TELEPORT TO THE MOON
hannah30000
#144286824Saturday, August 23, 2014 3:39 AM GMT

but he got eaten by aliens :'(
xxBootyFlakexx
#144314641Saturday, August 23, 2014 2:54 PM GMT

and turned into a blob. :)))
HailMontgomery
#144606882Wednesday, August 27, 2014 1:36 AM GMT

He lived a lonely and empty existence as a blob, but things turned up when all of a sudden...
Delegatus
#144612507Wednesday, August 27, 2014 2:43 AM GMT

A giant mech appeared from nowhere and...
GCballer307
#144614112Wednesday, August 27, 2014 3:05 AM GMT

ate him.
Delegatus
#144617184Wednesday, August 27, 2014 3:52 AM GMT

Fortunately, the blob ate the mech from the inside out and lived happily ever after. The end.
xxBootyFlakexx
#144665042Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:39 PM GMT

But then, it had babies with a human. Therefore, human-blob hybrids which then....

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