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I'll Start:
On the first day of July, the year of our Lord 1981, William Fontaine Delatour Dauterive was swaggin it like Stalin, then he |
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got killed by Captain Jack Sparrow then Captain Jack Sparrow Swinged and Said killed a mate |
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then a car came blazing out of the past.
a troll face from 2007 said "hue" |
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And then he danced in his hoodie |
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Then he did the two toe two step and |
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his evil twin brother, Malkovich, backstabs him
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He falls. Down and down, off the tower he was dancing on. |
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Then he is saved by an angel, who kills his brother, and then... |
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He dances like a happy mofo, but... |
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He screams like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Then he went to the store and bought some.. |
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Fruit loops and baby powder. |
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Then he flew to Jerusalem, to find... |
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found his mom with a another man that happens to be..... |
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but he got eaten by aliens :'( |
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and turned into a blob. :))) |
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He lived a lonely and empty existence as a blob, but things turned up when all of a sudden... |
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A giant mech appeared from nowhere and... |
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DelegatusJoin Date: 2014-03-18 Post Count: 143 |
Fortunately, the blob ate the mech from the inside out and lived happily ever after. The end. |
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But then, it had babies with a human. Therefore, human-blob hybrids which then.... |
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