I was only 5 years old on Roblox
I loved Vaktus so much, I thumbed up all his bases and have a model of him in my place.
I pray to Vaktus every night before bed, thanking him for the time I've been given
"Vaktus is love." I say; "Vaktus is life."
My general hears me and calls me an Arcadian
I know he was just jealous that I had OBC and he didn't
I called him a newbie
He slaps me and demotes me to Private
I'm crying now, and my face hurts bad
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Vaktus!!
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swampy outpost."
He grabs me with his powerful reaper hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my exterior fort for Vaktus
He inserts his modded Sta-53 into my fort
It's so painful that I want to exploit but for Vaktus I shan't
I can feel my fort being intruded as my knees start to buckle
I thrust against the Emperor
I want to please Vaktus so much
He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me
My general walks in
Vaktus looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all VAKdonalds now."
Vaktus leaves from the server
Vakuts is love. Vaktus is life.
Parody of Shrek is love, shrek is life. |