keyyonJoin Date: 2010-07-15
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[Intro]
No one wants to work with me anymore..
It seems like im not that cool guy anymore..
Im no longer a friend to the [] Like macklemore..
Your an Elton John if you dont enjoy the company of wores....
[Verse/B.Shady]
Dang it i just smashed my finger and t-bagged a pop singer
you were calling her phone but she didnt have her ringer on
i really just wanted her to sing a song
But You Know How I Get When I See A Singer's Th0ng.
iaw35 aka Elton John doesnt like females like jessica simpson
he would rather suk the [D] of Scotty Pimpin
What a Fget i bet he cries over baby kittens
he probaby knits hey can you knit me a pair of mittens
You must be shtten me,
your the reason why magic johnson has H1V.
Wow didnt i say get from under that dere tree
playing with combat doing as he pleases
this is why Thehotwildfire gots drips, jesus these men got so many dieases
Now iaw35 opps i meant Elton John
is trying the tell everybody about how is father's [D] is LONG
This guy gets happy from seeing Pharrell, i was like for real?
I get happy from seeing Brenda Song.
I like females and i probably wont never change
This Elton John is in love with 2 Chains
Swallowing Every Male in the place [D] [D] TRAIN
[Hook/Mayhem/ (Dirty Dan)]
Elton John why do you do things THAT ARE WRONG!!!
(Ehh come here bebe!)
Elton John Why Do You Act Like That..
(ehh come here baee)
ELTON JOHN, PLEASE JUST EXPOSE YOURSELF...
(ehh, i luvv you more.)
Elton JOhn why dont you enjoy... FEMALE WORES
(Female Wores??) AHH
Verse 2 - Snoop Clutch [Dirty Dan part]
-OH No Iaw is talking behind my back [Yes he is!!]
maybe he said this sh[] cause he does crack [TRUU]
Just letting you know.. HES BI [But hes a GUY!??!]
and he sucks d and licks P to get by [I didnt know he could do that, let me unzip my fly]
So ask keke , and hurricane to f[] you to end this pain
Me and shade both know you rage
so grab your switch blade
and slit your wrist till you think of a bar against the kid who has more fame
Your mad , cause I wont change
if you were gonna talk s[] shoulda said it to my face
Your dealin with insanity
sure me and shade are dumb , but we still gon end this humanity
Then you randomly
talk s[] and try to make me look bad BOI GET OUT YOUR FANTASY
Now ima recite
what its like
to be the god of the night
So lemme hog the mic
Like Iaw does to thehot and hes like -HES DOING IT RIGHT-
Boutta make em both hom1cide
they both come back to life they suicide
Im winning the race yall disqualified
But I feel like its my birthday
cause right now im in first place
cause im giving these girls a little taste
especially the BI named iaw the kid im BOUTTA PUNCH IN THA FACE
Well anyways my dad told me today , that its a sin to lie
well its also a sin to cheat and beat on your wife
SO DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
Cause I talk the sh[] that's how it works
now lemme hand shade the mic to make it worse..
[INTERLUDE]
Shade: Well lets see i need some eggs, Milk, Fireworks? What fireworks that cost 5.00. [S]
??:HEY HEY OH MY GOD IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!
*elton john runs up*
Snoop clutch: I got you homedogg! *tases*
[Verse 3/B.Shady]
You see i never start beef with people just for the fun of it
my rap skills i think im kill it
but combat still says i rap like [s]
when he lost to a battler who couldnt battle
yeah iaw35 was doing just fine in the battle on rap island located in seattle
but iaw35 opps i meant elton john defeated you i was dying of laughter
then i gave elton john a promotion after
now i real lize you cant trust everybody, they just assume you'll be alright
i am alright, you must like guys who are super tight
i have a [g] friend and hes white
you like to get the serm on your face dont you, i know you do
when you get happy from seeing a guy you fake it
acting like you saw kekeswaggs [t]
I dnt like you. okay
and yes the reason is because your [g]
HAHA cause no love is the same.
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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wait. magic johnson has h1v? |
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keyyonJoin Date: 2010-07-15
Post Count: 1296 |
^Yes he has H1V |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
Post Count: 1629 |
awe.
poor guy |
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keyyonJoin Date: 2010-07-15
Post Count: 1296 |
Ik Magic Johnson was and still is my favorite basketball point Guard |
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Keyyons part : 8/10
Snoop Clutch's part : 8.5/10
The intro about how nobody wants to work with you anymore.I was gonna collab with you but somebody told me It would be a mistake and I would lose all the respect I ever had.So I wasn't sure what to do :c.
Great rap doe. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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"Elton JOhn why dont you enjoy... FEMALE WORES"
yeah stop doing it with someone you love and go get a hooker so what if you get diseases |
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Yeah 8/10 if it was opposite day hahahaha |
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fk u combat :( I WAS IN THIS D:: |
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Whats wrong keyyon bust ur nuts ? |
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Df?
You been raging past 3 days since I left king records. |
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U left ? I didnt recognise lol idgaf |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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This is because elton john is [g] right?
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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guys being gay is detrimental to society look at those faggots ruining western civilization with their happiness and lifetime commitments of love and fidelity |
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Yeah and Iaw is Bi-s3xual |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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Elton Jon made out w/ his love on live tv |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
Post Count: 1629 |
Yeah, bc i got so turned on by it.
i was 7. |
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