OSHA STOP FILLING THE FIRE
I PUT THE MODERATION ON SPEEDDIAL.
"French looks like random letters to me, but you don't see me censoring all of France."- Godliest quote ever.
SOMEONE GET THIS GUY TO STOP BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL
"Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back." - John Oliver