my mom is getting me a babysitter

SirDetective

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#141002548Monday, July 21, 2014 12:44 AM GMT

yyyyyy, plus, she's the same age

SomePunk

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#141002591Monday, July 21, 2014 12:44 AM GMT

;) "she" you know what to do

SirDetective

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#141002604Monday, July 21, 2014 12:44 AM GMT

i'm too old for that stuff

SirDetective

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#141002662Monday, July 21, 2014 12:45 AM GMT

that made me laugh

LordMortarion

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#141003035Monday, July 21, 2014 12:49 AM GMT

the same age? My son, there are times in life where you must use your... masculine charm. This is one of those times.

SomePunk

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#141003100Monday, July 21, 2014 12:50 AM GMT

or you could just whip it out

urtotallyright

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#141003174Monday, July 21, 2014 12:51 AM GMT

"The same age" *Breathes Heavily*

SirDetective

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#141003240Monday, July 21, 2014 12:52 AM GMT

you guys are making me laugh hard besides, it's probably not for me, it's for my siblings

FL1PP3D

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#141003336Monday, July 21, 2014 12:53 AM GMT

is she hot

urtotallyright

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#141003392Monday, July 21, 2014 12:54 AM GMT

You take that babysitter, body slam her onto that bed, and show her what a "good time" is. By a "Good time" I mean you play monopoly with her.

KingRoseXI

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#141003688Monday, July 21, 2014 12:57 AM GMT

you know what to do [2]

MuchViolence

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#141004939Monday, July 21, 2014 1:10 AM GMT

You know what to do... Play Scrabble together!

TheSaddestLandscape

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#141005058Monday, July 21, 2014 1:11 AM GMT

you know what to do breathe heavily on her neck and let your stubble graze her skin

BroBro264

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#141005061Monday, July 21, 2014 1:11 AM GMT

remember to pull it out so she doesnt have a baby "You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and in the manner in which you live." - Stuart Scott

GARYMAN189

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#141005138Monday, July 21, 2014 1:12 AM GMT

stick it in

EvilNoobKitty123

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#141005172Monday, July 21, 2014 1:12 AM GMT

lol a bbysiter u suk11!!1!!1!

mynameisidiot14

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#141005311Monday, July 21, 2014 1:13 AM GMT

You should feel ashamed that your mom dosnt trust you with your younger sibblings but she trusts another person the same age.

SirDetective

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#141005523Monday, July 21, 2014 1:16 AM GMT

You should feel ashamed that your mom dosnt trust you with your younger sibblings but she trusts another person the same age. i am ashamed

MuchViolence

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#141005653Monday, July 21, 2014 1:17 AM GMT

@myname Never occurred to me why Sir would need a babysitter... hmm...

EvilNoobKitty123

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#141005720Monday, July 21, 2014 1:18 AM GMT

to detect that booty

KingRoseXI

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#141006255Monday, July 21, 2014 1:22 AM GMT

his mom is trying to get him laid GO FOR IT!

mynameisidiot14

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#141006399Monday, July 21, 2014 1:24 AM GMT

i am ashamed Reminds me of last week when my mom said she was worried i might hurt myself while mowing the lawn so she wanted to wait till she got back from the store to do it. I mow lawns for money... Shes not there when i mow other peoples yards. And im 15 i think i can handle my tractor without grinding myself up. I felt very ashamed after i thought about that

SirDetective

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#141006499Monday, July 21, 2014 1:25 AM GMT

lol, dude, i have a overprotective mom too

KingRoseXI

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#141006721Monday, July 21, 2014 1:26 AM GMT

my mom checks my roblox every week eversince she found youtube prno on my utube acc

EvilNoobKitty123

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#141009197Monday, July 21, 2014 1:50 AM GMT

My mom knows I go on POpcoRN and she tells me to lock my door if I do my business