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staraj1070
#141021180Monday, July 21, 2014 3:51 AM GMT

[RULES] 1. Your sentence starts off as "Dear President," 2. You're asking the President for exclusive permissions to extremely stupid, yet hilarious things or literal serious things. 3. Please do not bring real politics into this game. 4. Have fun asking the President to make your dreams come true! Dear President, can I become God? - if you believe you are a narwhal, then you are a narwhal. -
RBX_Lua
#141024216Monday, July 21, 2014 4:26 AM GMT

dear presidnt plz giv free dental care so i cn get these cavities fixd before i turn 18 cus using the current systm my prnts insurance wont cover me thx president by
thewomenqween
#141130591Tuesday, July 22, 2014 3:31 AM GMT

Dear President, I am glad that you could meet me today, anyway. PLEASE FORCE ROBLOX TO REMOVE PRICE FLOORS NOW OR I WILL BLOW UP UR WHITEHOUSE SO DO IT NAO!!!!!!! I mean it. WHAT?!?!?!?! Your not going to do it?!?!?! I'm gonna blow up ur whitehouse! DO IT NOW! I HAVE MORE SWAG THEN YOU! YEAH HURRY UP! The best person ever and wants roblox to remove price floors, thewomenqween.
AnitaSlams
#141130775Tuesday, July 22, 2014 3:33 AM GMT

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staraj1070
#141184726Tuesday, July 22, 2014 6:52 PM GMT

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birm123
#141185559Tuesday, July 22, 2014 7:01 PM GMT

Dear President, Can I please have a gigantic machine to make grape knights and grape citizens.

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