FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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tonight's question:
You have $5, a goldfish, and 3 pounds of straw. You are trapped inside of a 10x10 box, how do you escape? |
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eat the $5, fart on the goldfish, and shove the straws up your ass
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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i live inside it. i escape it via glorious death |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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10 disconnections in a row and then i get this for consolation:
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: it's simple I eat the goldfish
Stranger 1: and the straw
Stranger 2 has disconnected
we'll catch one sooner or later, boys |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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and then 2 people thought that they could talk to me even though you can't talk to people who are asking the question
Stranger 2: What's the box made of
Stranger 1: is it like glass
Stranger 1: or paper
Stranger 2 has disconnected
i have edited the question to:
"You have $5, a goldfish, and 3 pounds of straw. You are trapped inside of a 10x10x10 wooden box, how do you escape?" |
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how many dudes jerkin it have you encountered |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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it's not video mode @mop
Stranger 1: I would eat the wood
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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Stranger 1: unzip
Stranger 1: give that fishy the ride of his life
Stranger 2: get a person to get you out
Stranger 2 has disconnected |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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wow, the infant children are out in droves tonight
Stranger 2: Ur mom
Stranger 2 has disconnected |
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Simple m8.
Shove the straw through the box a few times to make a slightly large hole. take your finger and make it a bit bigger, then being able to fit your hand in. Eventually you can just bust out of it.
Screw the goldfish and the $5. Hand it to someone else with this problem. |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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Stranger 2: I don't see how I'm to escape with water. How thick is the wood, for the box?
Stranger 2: Wait, I don't have water.
Stranger 2: Just a fish?
Stranger 1: Pay the goldfish and hope he is the extreme one
Stranger 2: Hmm.
Stranger 1: Goldfish commercial
Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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looks like tato has found me
Stranger 2: im tony [home-oh] and i always escape boxes
Stranger 2: b[explicit]
Stranger 1: wow
Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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FIRECAKEJoin Date: 2009-02-28
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Stranger 1: Yeah, that's cool. Girls are clueless about heavy metal, though.
Stranger 2: huh
Stranger 2 has disconnected |
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