Stark_2Join Date: 2010-02-01
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once apon a time there was a crab and a gull, the gull ate the crab because natural selection. |
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you say you've got crabs
like its a bad thing
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What did the gull say to the crab when he didn't share.
You're so shellfish.
Hi. I'm Danny and I'm a C&Ger |
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ImitaterJoin Date: 2012-08-17
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why didnt the crab leave a tip to the waiter
because it was to shellfish |
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why didn't the doctor crab share the cure to cancer???
because
he
was
SHELLFISH
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA |
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muggedJoin Date: 2011-01-19
Post Count: 12775 |
yo crab is that ur ex gf over there
ya lobster i'd recogniz that girl anywhere she cray |
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TurnuhJoin Date: 2013-03-01
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Why wouldn't the crab share his toys?
Because he was shellfish
AS WE PROCEED, TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED. |
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c4pt1nsmJoin Date: 2011-10-08
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Why didn't the shrimp and crab leave a tip for the waitress
>because they were "two shellfish"
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crome60Join Date: 2008-11-22
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What do you call a crab who plays baseball? -- a pinch-hitter |
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ructoJoin Date: 2013-11-02
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What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
a pinch-hitter
eh |
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Altair55Join Date: 2008-05-28
Post Count: 38160 |
b1tsh1ft picked up crabs from a gull he met at the beach |
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xerland2Join Date: 2009-08-28
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YOU GETTING ME NOW, MR.KRABS? |
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MrYouChewJoin Date: 2012-04-16
Post Count: 4326 |
CrabsnotGulls
inb4nameswipe
:aimbot benbonez,rclgod,ikeno | Add 3k to my PC |
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ructoJoin Date: 2013-11-02
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Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! |
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b1tsh1ftJoin Date: 2014-02-12
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Oh some of these are reallllllly good |
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What did the sea-gull say to the crab?
"tell me how the buffet is!"
naw
thats a bad joke |
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ructoJoin Date: 2013-11-02
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What do you call a man with seagull on his head?
Cliff |
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What do you call a gull that had a baby with a crab?
A gullible crab!
hueaueueueuueuue. |
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some of these made me giggle |
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ZytricJoin Date: 2014-07-19
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this forum was the biggest joke [2] |
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I don't make gull jokes cause they're dull, but my crab jokes are cr@p.
idk |
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davinhi1Join Date: 2012-04-14
Post Count: 21797 |
my crabs r gulls
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I'm going out on a limb, where the clouds start to thin. |
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What do you call a gulls poop?
Crab! |
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