Post your crabs and gulls jokes

Swordmaker

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#144252896Friday, August 22, 2014 8:48 PM GMT

what do you call a seagull that flies over a bay a BAGEL hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahaa

AstantiVanhelm

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#144252957Friday, August 22, 2014 8:49 PM GMT

I didn't choose the Crab life The Crab life chose me

ructo

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#144252959Friday, August 22, 2014 8:49 PM GMT

^ i said that

Trieden

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#144252992Friday, August 22, 2014 8:49 PM GMT

wat Always look on the bright side of life!

Blockbuilder1234

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#144253090Friday, August 22, 2014 8:50 PM GMT

die

Hazarded

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#144253130Friday, August 22, 2014 8:51 PM GMT

a crab persuaded a fish that it could walk on land, when the fish made it to the beach, he was quickly eaten by a bird. i guess you could say the fish was GULLible I shall call you squishy, and you shall be part of my jelly fish army.

crazy11745

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#144253158Friday, August 22, 2014 8:51 PM GMT

im bad at jokes -cray cray the killer o3o

GuyRagetobia

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#144253367Friday, August 22, 2014 8:54 PM GMT

die [2] ot is ruins

Amicule

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#144253394Friday, August 22, 2014 8:54 PM GMT

I think b1tsh1ft is being crabby with the gulls... If ya' know what I mean... -AmiTheKk

MrSwallow

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#144253403Friday, August 22, 2014 8:54 PM GMT

I got crabs from c&g

Allocated

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#144253464Friday, August 22, 2014 8:55 PM GMT

what is this

ISY111

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#144253770Friday, August 22, 2014 8:58 PM GMT

the crab they serve at TGI Fridays is the best. rodger, my compliments to the chef

kingkendrick141

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#144253858Friday, August 22, 2014 8:59 PM GMT

Mr krabs is a crab that lives in bikini bottom Goodness Gracious that Booty is Spacious! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Flammavir

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#144253995Friday, August 22, 2014 9:01 PM GMT

i can't make a joke about shellfish im on a diet from CRABS get it SALAM.

Bredf

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#144254226Friday, August 22, 2014 9:03 PM GMT

you crabs are so gullible thinking that crabbing all these gulls will get you crabttention from gullsh1ft

MapleHash

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#144254515Friday, August 22, 2014 9:06 PM GMT

The future of Arke is unclear :3 Frost Clan is a clan, UAF is a force, VAK is an empire and VS is a security.. What the hell are they protecting?

Viraak

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#144254680Friday, August 22, 2014 9:08 PM GMT

Why did the crab cross the road? To gull to the other side!!!! No...no :(

Dystra

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#144255239Friday, August 22, 2014 9:15 PM GMT

Off-topic, and I reported you.

nahom007

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#144255317Friday, August 22, 2014 9:16 PM GMT

Agreed Dystra.

webspace

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#144255339Friday, August 22, 2014 9:16 PM GMT

What's the difference between crabs and gulls? I didn't catch gulls from my latest one night stand

Paracosm

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#144255744Friday, August 22, 2014 9:22 PM GMT

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Credenzio

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#144255820Friday, August 22, 2014 9:22 PM GMT

i am crab king what is to joke about

DanIsSpiffing

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#144256218Friday, August 22, 2014 9:27 PM GMT

What do you call a man with a crab and a gull on his head? An idiot BAD DUMB tss

DevisedVoid

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#144256583Friday, August 22, 2014 9:31 PM GMT

How can you make a joke out of such words? wtc?

Credenzio

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#144256586Friday, August 22, 2014 9:31 PM GMT

crab king does not approve