how can you get in trouble at a store?

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#144487752Monday, August 25, 2014 4:08 PM GMT

this thread is for coming up with/posting the many, MANY ways you can get in trouble at any store. (or even get banned) these are mine: -attack an employee with foam swords -smash a tv -bring a pencil and write all over a book -get a baby toy that says numbers. run around the store repeating "6! 6! 6!" -get to the loudspeaker and say "FREE DRUGS!!!"

Starseeing

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#144493872Monday, August 25, 2014 6:10 PM GMT

bump

Starseeing

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#144494435Monday, August 25, 2014 6:21 PM GMT

-throw skittles on the floor and wait for someone to slip on them

Starseeing

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#144494706Monday, August 25, 2014 6:26 PM GMT

did everybody die or something?

GCballer307

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#144539948Tuesday, August 26, 2014 3:36 AM GMT

- ride around in the carts made for handicapped people and knock over the free cookie tray

PartyGirI2003

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#144547046Tuesday, August 26, 2014 5:46 AM GMT

- draw a 8==> on the toy poster toys - scream the *f* word into the speakers near the baby section toys - press the "Contact Assistance" button and run away (I actually did RL and got away :3) - punch hollow chocolates and put dents/craters in them - throw chocolate coins at the kids - get a baby toy that speaks and activate them all (example: THOSE DINOSAUR TRAIN ONES. Pressed the button on two, then heard 500 talking)

Starseeing

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#144692633Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:37 AM GMT

bump2

FaolanTrodai

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#144694578Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:58 AM GMT

-Let go all of those rubber-balls in that ball holder. -Ride around on a bike. -Fence off the LEGO section using tall dog fences and build. -Run over people like it's Black Friday -Carry in dr.ugs and dress up as Santa and say to little kids, "I got your present early" Tá laochra aisling fíor go bhfuil suaimhneas.

zakarq

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#144695053Thursday, August 28, 2014 3:03 AM GMT

Get a jacket and put 20 Campbell soups inside of it and sneak out the store.

Starseeing

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#144721820Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:46 PM GMT

this is getting good... bump3

North1233

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#144724853Thursday, August 28, 2014 3:54 PM GMT

Try to be a Dorito Ninja and sneakily steal all the Doritos, and hide them in the bathrooms saying, "It wasn't me, It was a guy who could puke Doritos because of the food!"

Starseeing

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#144755273Thursday, August 28, 2014 11:43 PM GMT

@north, or be a literal dorito ninja and take a ton and use them as triangular shurikens. bump4

BinaryGreen

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#144758090Friday, August 29, 2014 12:21 AM GMT

smash the windows. bump5

marc12267

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#144761633Friday, August 29, 2014 1:03 AM GMT

Wear roller skates with extra soft wheels and do the slippy-slide everywhere.

BinaryGreen

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#144767324Friday, August 29, 2014 2:10 AM GMT

PartyGirI2003

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#144849052Saturday, August 30, 2014 2:40 AM GMT

Some more: - Go into note pad on the display iPhones or iPads and type bad words and tell a kid to see - Throw lollies at the kiddies :3 - Ride trolleys around the shop and throw dumbells at the shop assistants - Leave half eaten food around the shop - Spill drinks on the floor - Get a pad thing that instantly rubs off drawings and you draw with this special pen (In baby sections) Draw 8==> on them