This is the OFFICIAL one, since Coke didn't make one. I wanted 1 player on each team to be in the top 10.
1. FlameCP3 (MIZZ) Flame is taking this league by storm. He dropped 50+ in his first NCAA game, and gets better each week. His corner is like a fat dude with a burger - you always want it. He rarely misses his corner, shooting on power 75 and fading. EBL coaches usually do not allow that, so when he gets into EBL he'll need to perfect his corner on 70 like he does on 75. His wings could use work, but he's an outstanding player. (EBL Comparison - iVisioon)
2. CP3x (CONN) CP3 is one of the best point guards in the league. His passing is a picture of perfection, always on target leading to points, then leading to assists for him. Thats is why his name is CP3! He's a shooting point guard, which is good because he usually always makes his shots. His attitude is like the fat dude eating the burger- the things inside are tempting him to do it. The things inside of the EBL NCAA wall are leading to his attitude. His attitude never transfers to his play. (EBL Comparison - kingrayy123)
3. xxLT5xx (WVU) LT5 is one of the best shooters in the league. He usually starts the game in a flunk, but picks it up and scores 25+ each game. The start of the game for him is the fat dude swallowing the burger - he's choking. He coached WVU while Twine was away, and he's been great. He has great defense, scaring the ball handlers when he guards them. LT5 is a great shooting guard. (EBL Comparison - (NeriensNoel)
4. lmj43052 (KAN) lmj can basically do everything. His shooting is great, scoring 20+ each game he's played. He dropped a quadruple double in his first game. He is like the fat dude throwing up the burger - he never misses the toilet (hoop). His rebounding is amazing. He got 10+ rebounds each game he played. His passing is always on target. His defense is so scary the ball handlers just handed the ball to him. He's a great all-around player. (EBL Comparison - zim437)
5. IIYoungSinitraII (MICH) Sinitra is probably one of the best 3 point shooters in the league next to LT5. His catch and shoot game is amazing, shooting quickly and draining the shot. He scored mostly all of LOU's points in the games he's played. But now he is on MICH next to ktizzle and quickyspeedy. His defense isn't the best, but he never lets the player he's guarding get past him. His passing is usually right on point. He is a great 3 point specialist. (EBL Comparison - xxJTW12xx)
6. claymore133 (KEN) Clay basically carries Kentucky. They may not be doing so well, but he's a great shooter. Kentucky may be doing bad, but he's sticking with the team. He's like the fat dude trying to get a burger - he never gives up. He goes hard each game. His corners are great, shooting on power 70 and usually always making them. His passing is good, but not as great as the top 5 players. His defense is great, guarding his players so they cant get a pass. He is a great all around guard. (EBL Comparison - redraider0929)
7. ElmoOMG (ICU) This dude can basically do it all. His shooting is great, averaging 25+ each game. His passing is great. His passing is always on target, no matter how tough the defender is guarding a player, he passes it right to his teammate. His shooting is like the fat dude eating the burger he threw up - its disgustingly good. He can rebound well and guards his defenders well. He is a great bigman. ok ok ok? (EBL Comparison - BuckToothJones)
8. GenkoGrettazka (MER) I'm not sure how you say his name, but all I can say about this dude is great. He averages 25+ each game, shooting very well from the field, rarely missing any shots. His defense is like the fat dude shting out the burger - it's beautiful. He gets many steals each game, making the opposing team scared about who should be guarded by him. Mercer has basically a big 3 in DW2K, u2ugly4me5, and Genko. Get in the way of these guys, you have another thing coming. Genko is a great player. (EBL Comparison - PhonzoGoretti)
9. Splvsh (TENN) - This dude's shooting is a picture of perfection. His shooting is like the fat dude flushing the burger poop down the toilet - it goes down easily. His paint and outside game is equally great, rarely missing from the field. His corner 3 is also great. His passing and rebounding is also great. His passing is usually on point and when he gets a rebound he puts it back up with ease. His defense could use work, but he's a great player. (EBL Comparison - spydeman340)
10. ajsmash (LOU) - Many of you may disagree or agree with this. But aj is a great shooter and probably the most underrated player in the league. His 3 point shot is like the fat dude jumping into the pool - SPLASH! He rarely misses a 3 from the floor. Now that IIYoungSinitraII is off to MICH, aj might have to carry his team to some wins. Will he? (EBL Comparison - Harris2Cool) |