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ConstantineXl
#145808542Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:01 AM GMT

US NAVY DESTROYER USS STOUT (DDG-50) WAS JUST SUNK OFF OF THE COAST OF UKRAINE. THE CREW WAS BEING SHADOWED BY THREE RUSSIAN FIGHTERS JET (SU-27's from visual pictures and radio conversations with the crew) WHO MADE SEVERAL LOW PASSES OVER THE SHIP THEN TURNED AROUND AND FIRED A TOTAL OF TWO P-700 GRANIT ANTI-SHIP MISSILES WHICH SCORED DIRECT HITS ONTO THE SHIPS SUPERSTRUCTURE! BARACK OBAMA WILL MAKE A ANNOUNCEMENT ON THIS TOMORROW
ConstantineXl
#145808689Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:03 AM GMT

BREAKING NEWS BARACK OBAMA HAS INFORMED THE PUBLIC THAT HE WILL MAKE A STERN STATEMENT TOWARDS RUSSIA AND PLACE MORE SANCTIONS TO RETALIATE FOR THE SINKING. A FACEBOOK POST ENTITLED "REMEMBER THE STOUT" IS TAKING OFF WITH 500 LIKES!
BoostPowah
#145808710Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:03 AM GMT

where's the sauce nerd? noot noot
BOZZSYLUX
#145808750Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:04 AM GMT

Give us a reference where this happened dude.
ConstantineXl
#145808785Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:04 AM GMT

THE USA COUNTEROFFENSE IN UKRAINE IS TAKING PLACE! SMALL NUMBERS OF US SOLDIERS ARE ASSISTING UKRAINIAN FORCES AND FIRING ARTILLERY AT RUSSIA HERES A PIC: /ieaXc9q
Mastivious
#145808799Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:04 AM GMT

ohhhhhhhhhhh boy prepare for this to be talked about on cnn/fox for the next week *sigh*
Raethyr
#145808831Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:04 AM GMT

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ConstantineXl
#145808840Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:05 AM GMT

OBAMA AND THE UN HAS AGREED ON MORE SANCTIONS.
BOZZSYLUX
#145808911Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:05 AM GMT

Get out of here, stop spreading lies.
BIoodsport
#145808914Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:05 AM GMT

if this is real mind giving us a link?
Chosent
#145808928Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:06 AM GMT

Troll. ~ Dinosaurmester, 10.9k posts for you scrubs
ConstantineXl
#145808945Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:06 AM GMT

how have you people still not figured out this is satire
ConstantineXl
#145809031Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:07 AM GMT

MORE TRADE SANCTIONS HAVE BEEN PLACED ON RUSSIA. A LETTER OF STRONG CONCERN HAS BEEN WORDED TO PUTIN, WHO HAS NOT YET RESPONDED.
ISISAgenttt
#145809052Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:07 AM GMT

didnt even have to read through to understand this was a TROLL
BrokenSomber
#145809065Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:07 AM GMT

Obama gonna b leik: Yeah um sry this hapnt and um yeah wateve bye
DrSaint
#145809143Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:08 AM GMT

This is some really bad satire.
ConstantineXl
#145809184Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:09 AM GMT

THE SECRETARY OF STATE HAS PLEDGED TO MAKE A "SERIOUS CONVERSATION" WITH PUTIN REGARDING THE CRISIS "SOON"
hailreagan
#145809227Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:09 AM GMT

;/ if you do not believe in a god you are an atheist and also a communist and probably black
hailreagan
#145866050Friday, September 12, 2014 12:20 AM GMT

b "Russians are the black people of white people" -Ronald Reagan
PastorCond
#145866159Friday, September 12, 2014 12:21 AM GMT

sanctions are real the military stuff isnt I think
contraptionist
#145866163Friday, September 12, 2014 12:21 AM GMT

russia wouldn't mess wit usa usa is bettar "I rely on 9288605 to create my own signature."

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