1. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountn' Dew!
2. Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper!
3. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she cant even get high!
4. Yo mama so short she committed suicide from the bed!
5. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed!
6. Yo mama so ugly when she played mortal combat scorpian said STAY OVER THERE!
7. Yo mama so ugly even freddy krueger has nightmares!
8. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night!
9. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage!
10. Yo mama so fat when she puts a green bikini on everyone screams godzilla!
11. Yo mama so fat when she walks past the tv you miss the entire show!
12. Yo mama so old her first christmas was the first christmas!
13. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she fricken died!
14. Yo mama so old she sat next to zues in third grade!
These are the best yo mama jokes I got! |