Part 2: The beginning
BuilderGuy12: This is not actually Bambi, this is Telamon White and the Seven Turkeys.
Me: Snow White with Telamon? AWESOME! 8D
Bambi: CRAP! I bought tickets for the wrong movie! *storms off in a hissy fit just like 1995jam did*
yea: I think it's coming...
Me: What's coming?
yea: The THX logo.
Me: OH NOES
*an advert shows*
Me: Nu, that was only an advert.
yea: IT'SA COMING NOW!
*feature presentation shows*
Me: Nope, it's just the Feature Presentation thing.
yea: IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW!
Me: *wears soundproof teakettle*
Everyone (apart from the spammers): *gets protection*
Spammers: Weh, who needs protection.
*the THX sound plays*
Spammers: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY *they all die*
Voice: THE AUDIENCE IS NOW DEAF
Telamon voice: I LIEK FRIED CHICKEN.
Me: wat |