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WhyDoTheyHateMe
#147516546Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:56 PM GMT

Plz
CarITheDragonBorn
#147516566Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:57 PM GMT

are you from africa, cause kenya not?
boltNT
#147516585Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:57 PM GMT

i'm a rebellious atheist alt of mentalcrisis | + 6000 post
OTAntiJoke
#147516616Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:57 PM GMT

Do you wear perfume? Cause you smell nice. :)
Randomnessu
#147516671Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:58 PM GMT

"A☺re you avail☺able? Want to go☺ out somet☺ime?" (censor seriously why)
extremeflames29
#147516721Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:59 PM GMT

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Kunzite
#147516731Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:59 PM GMT

"hey, this is sudden, but... do you wanna come round my house and make a sacrifice to the dark lord together?"
extremeflames29
#147517386Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:10 PM GMT

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Akrylix
#147517511Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:12 PM GMT

Tell them that your ex just walked in holding hands with her new boyfriend, and ask the girl if she'll hold your hand so you don't feel jealous. Bam. ;)
Maplea
#147517655Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:14 PM GMT

hey is ur dad a baker coz u got a nice setta buns
LMaDTraders
#147518314Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:24 PM GMT

Wow... this is the easy way. Get to know her and simply say, "Hey. Wanna go to a bar or something?" but that is for 21 year olds. Younger kids should just say "Want to do a project with me?" or something no outta the ordinary like "GO OUT WITH ME OR I WILL THROW OFF MY CLOTHES AND CALL YOU GF AND MAKE YOU HUMILIATED!" That is just, wow. "You gotta nice setta buns." - Innapropriate Just be yourself, follow your heart and you will succeed with it. Or just wait for her to ask like I did. I hope this helped and all of the above are really bad ways. They will probably say "I never liked you anyways!" ~LMaDTraders(a.k.a The Social Outlet and Advice Encyclopedia)
LMaDTraders
#147518388Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:25 PM GMT

And by above I mean the comments or replies over mine.
so_l
#147518653Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:28 PM GMT

No, people... just say hi. :] Problem = Solved
so_l
#147518740Tuesday, October 07, 2014 10:29 PM GMT

But when you say hi, say it behind them in the most dumbest way possible make it awkward make it stupid make it work c:
so_l
#147564649Wednesday, October 08, 2014 7:41 PM GMT

~cough~
Alysiane
#147564678Wednesday, October 08, 2014 7:41 PM GMT

"plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz" girl.exe has stopped working ▧ I ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ▧
cupsandsaucers
#148918531Friday, October 31, 2014 8:03 PM GMT

gurl, ur nothin because nothin is perfect B))))) |YO IM OBAKEKIZUATO ADD 12K | the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | puts on shuttershades so i cant see the h8rz | mummy's pasta
TheOtakuPrincess
#148918674Friday, October 31, 2014 8:05 PM GMT

Hehe Senpai uses this one on me... "Are you a general, because you make my privates stand to attention." Yes. Hearing that from a hot air cadet is like :O Yes.
EvilRedPandaa
#148918722Friday, October 31, 2014 8:06 PM GMT

girl, do you like attack on titan? 'cause i can, er, put my foot in your walls... "Peace under an illusion isn't true peace; it's only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it"
TheOtakuPrincess
#148918860Friday, October 31, 2014 8:08 PM GMT

"girl, do you like attack on titan? 'cause i can, er, put my foot in your walls..." That was beautiful. Do you like attack on Titan, because I'm going to attack your Titan....
TheOtakuPrincess
#148918913Friday, October 31, 2014 8:09 PM GMT

I'm going to say that to Senpai :3
LMaDTraders
#148919035Friday, October 31, 2014 8:10 PM GMT

Just say this. Imma f**k you in the ass.
VariousBart
#148919037Friday, October 31, 2014 8:11 PM GMT

gurl u wanna be the sun of my life? THAN STAND 3.2 BILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME!
WildfireMax
#148919080Friday, October 31, 2014 8:11 PM GMT

OMG OTAKU YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS My advice is that get to know the girl, and wait for her to ask you. Got 2 GFs doing that. And NOT at the same time, thanks. ¤ Your Alt is under my Ctrl.
EvilRedPandaa
#148919118Friday, October 31, 2014 8:12 PM GMT

girl, do you like attack on titan, because we could be walking armin arm "Peace under an illusion isn't true peace; it's only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it"

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