docter: ok ericka you need to eat yogurt
me: lol k
mom: ok bye docter
-leaves docters office-
mom: ok eat some yogurt for ur throat
me: lol k
me: mum theres only cotton candy yogurt for riana (my little sister)
mum: eat it
me: its disgusting i aint eating it
me: its not even yogurt
mum: eat that greek yogurt
me: gurl i aint vegan
mum: -force feed cotton candy yogurt-
me: lol ew
[Gets uncomfortably close to you] |