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Let's make a story together :D One paragraph at a time
I look at her round, veluptious bewty as she shakes it up and down. My heart pounds and my pants tighten. I walk up to her, she turns to me, and goes in for a kiss. THEN I WAKE UP. I remember this is my real life, as a prepubesant 12 year old boy. I get out of my bed and remember its Monday, and die a little on the inside. I walk to the kitchen, eat cereal, go to school, and it all goes downhill from there
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wvkndJoin Date: 2011-06-11 Post Count: 33696 |
what |
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On the bus to school, I sit next to my friend, Guest, as we go to school. He's most bullied in the school, but he's kinda cool once you get past his autism. Getting to school, I see my crush, Twili. I remember the dream last night of her, and get hard imediatlly. All of a sudden it gets much. MUCH. Worse. She sees me looking at her b00bs, and my bulging pants.She suddenly bursts out laughing and yells
"RECORD HAS AN ERECTION" |
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and then I fart.
a loud, stinky, fart. |
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PhorixJoin Date: 2010-05-09 Post Count: 3869 |
Why..
Holla for the dolla |
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'Well crap,' I think to myself. This is the first time she's ever noticed me, and it just HAD to be like this. Great. All her friends start laughing at me, and even some people I don't even know. I walk to 1st Hour Science in shame with Guest. This is only the 7th week of school, and it sucks already. Somehow, I feel like things will get better. Maybe I'll find something cool I'm good at and win all the LADIEZ over with my skills. This probably won't happen, BUT LET A BOY DREAM!!! Yeah, school is pretty boring so let's just skip to lunch nao. |
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And the i frickle frackled the girl
-Sarkcat123's post accont
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iMeisterJoin Date: 2014-04-10 Post Count: 2111 |
OP tries to stealthily fart, but poops his pants.
Insert generic siggy |
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I pick up my lunch of a taco, a Bloxy Cola, and a hot potato. I sit next to Guest, Noob, and some random guy in Robloxian 3.0. We all talk exept for Guest, and walking out of the cafeteria, I notice a not on the door.
ROBLOXIA MIDDLE SCHOOL
SPORT LAZER BATTLES
SIGN UP IN GYMNASIUM
DURING 6TH HOUR
My face lights up in exitement. I've always been good at gun battles! One time I had 26 kills in a 5 minute round of 10 VS 10. Heck, I even have myself enrolled in the RBF Military Group, so that I can join when I'm 15. "I know where I'm going 6th hour," I say to myself. |
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instawinJoin Date: 2013-06-04 Post Count: 8777 |
hopefully they will go easy on him for his BC |
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Hi
What are we doing
EVERYTHIN!!!! |
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He doesnt have BC in the story |
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cadencryJoin Date: 2012-06-11 Post Count: 2260 |
this post is a crapost
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