Mother Nature is trying to frikkin' kill me!

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#147998422Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:02 PM GMT

I was just walking down the road, feeling pretty bummed out. So I'm just sort of stumbling along, not really carrying myself, right? Anyways, it's super windy. So I'm being blown around. But then I decide that I can't go feeling like crap, and that I should cheer up. So I straighten up and start walking with a bit of strength. Then a HUGE gust of wind blows. Enough to blow strong Pluspower over s few feet. Just then, a bus comes full speed past the road next to me. If I hadn't have cheered up a bit, I would've gotten blown right in front of it. THEN...I'm walking again on top of a hill. There are a bunch of huge trees at the bottom. I see them get blown super hard, so I decide to stop and brace for impact from the oncoming wind. Huge gust, but the wind wasn't the issue. I see a huge ol branch fly right past me at like 80km an hour. Right past my face. If I didn't stop, it would've nailed me right in the face. Now that would've hurt. A lot. So yeah. Mother Nature is a huge prick and she's trying to kill me. tl;dr I nearly got blown in front of a bus and nailed in the face with a huge branch at 80km an hour. Mother Nature is a prick.

pluspower

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#147999687Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:38 PM GMT

Oh, thanks for giving us a tl;dr version for once, Pluspower. Oh, no problem, friend. Any time.

EvilRedPandaa

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#147999724Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:40 PM GMT

Oh, thanks for giving us a tl;dr version for once, Pluspower!

Shoerec

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#147999727Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:40 PM GMT

Eh, could be worse. I know someone who is constantly threatened by reality.

awesomestinky123

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#147999735Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:40 PM GMT

woaahh (Then i realized...THEY FORGOT MY BREADSTICKS.)

Someguy700

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#147999795Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:42 PM GMT

So, you're not the only person who's getting crap from Mother Nature? I got a friend who needs to get a PC from storage in Texas, on the day he finally can go get his PC, it rains and he can't collect it. Also it's raining pretty hard over here, but I don't mind because I do like watching rain.

PureViking

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#147999852Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:43 PM GMT

Well mother nature might have got you with the branch, but the bus was mans doing

DerpWithMe

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#147999860Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:44 PM GMT

Screw mother nature. -Memes-

pluspower

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#147999998Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:47 PM GMT

No, Mr. DlVINlTY. The bus driver was just driving. Mean ol' Mother Nature tried to blow me in front of the bus with enough wind to get weak, down in the dumps Pluspower right in front of it.

Someguy700

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#148000153Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:50 PM GMT

This is some Final Destination stuff you're going through with Mother Nature. I think Death and Mother Nature have teamed up to do some lethal antics.

GoshiDoll

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#148000269Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:53 PM GMT

Or you're just really unlucky.

pluspower

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#148000580Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:58 PM GMT

Well, I'll soon be home out of it. We're supposed to be getting a darn hurricane this weekend. If this is what a windy day'll for to me, I'd hate to imagine what a hurricane might accomplish.

Someguy700

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#148000642Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:59 PM GMT

And then a car gets thrown by the wind into your house. Or a tree collapses near you.