Two eevees sit under a tree
a female and a male
the guy leans over and gives the girl a big kiss!
"I love you!" says the boy
"Haha... yeah" says the girl awkwardly
Just then the boy eevee evolves! He is now a sylveon!
"Look babe, our love transformed me!"
but he turns to the girl to see she evolved into an umbreon
The sylveon is heart broken
if you understand this story youre one of the biggest nerds in the history of nerds and you should be ashamed
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