On behalf of the Ontario Reign I would like to announce the truth about our locker room. We have been hearing of complaints and I would like to tell you why we have that door. We don't want anyone to come in. We like our locker room private because its the only place we can circle jerk. We do not want milimeter peter vancouver players joining our circle jerk, therefore we do not allow them in, or any other team. Our circle jerk is private, and we would like to ask the RHLPA to allow us to keep it private. Another reason is the recent grape of iVenilla. We understand that there is a girl in our locker room, so we do not leave her out ofcourse. This is why we want it private, we do not need popcorn videos of the reigns private business in the locker room. We circle jerk hard, we play hard, its tradition. Now I hope this clears everything up.
- Wetaids
~~Wetaids will make you wet~~ |