phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You wake up. The date is November 25th, 2014. What do you want to do today?
A. Find your soulmate
B. Try to take over the world
C. Discover the perfect recipe for coffee
D. Nothing special
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You decide to find the perfect recipe for coffee. Where do you start?
A. Starbucks
B. The internet
C. Unspecified local coffeshop
D. That cute girl in the farmer's market selling coconuts
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You decide to go to your unspecified local coffeeshop. Nothing new is happening. What do you do first?
A. Get out your laptop and try to hack into the coffeeshop's local computer
B. Ask the attendant
C. Apply for a job
D. Chat with the patrons
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
Post Count: 34985 |
BUMP
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You ask the attendant if she knows the recipe for the perfect cup of coffee. She says she doesn't. What do you do?
A. She's lying. Press harder.
B. She's lying. Try another tactic.
C. She's telling the truth. Find the recipe somewhere else.
D. She's telling the truth. Give up on this goal.
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You press harder. She doesn't budge. What do you do?
A. "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW OR I WILL KILL YOU!"
B. "How about I give you a little cash and you tell me?"
C. Stop talking
D. Leave the coffeeshop
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You pull a gun on her. However, before either of you can say anything, you hear someone scream "A GUN!" and everyone begins panicking. What do you do?
A. Shoot the attendant
B. Shoot the air
C. Shoot a random person
D. Shoot nobody
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
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You holster your gun. The panic continues. In the confusion, the attendant sneaks away. What do you do now?
A. Take advantage of the confusion to sneak onto the cafe's server
B. Remain still
C. Look for the attendant
D. RUN FOR IT!!!
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
Post Count: 34985 |
You see the attendant attempting to get to the doorway. What do you do?
A. Do nothing
B. Glomp her
C. Yell for her
D. Wrestle her to the ground
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
Post Count: 34985 |
You yell after her. This panics her, and she tries to get through the crowd faster. Before you can react, you hear something: Sirens. Police sirens. Crap.
A. Escape through the door
B. Escape through the window
C. Hide
D. Take out your gun. This is going to be messy
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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phoniexJoin Date: 2008-02-03
Post Count: 34985 |
You take out your gun. You hear a massive shout: "POLICE! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" Several officers burst in. What do you do?
A. Drop your gun and put your hands in the air
B. Duck behind a table
C. Shoot them where they stand
D. LEEEEROY... JENNNNKINS!
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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