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ExpitheCat
#150493229Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:07 AM GMT

>12 years old >Home alone >Decides to watch all 4 Shrek movies >Bakes a batch of Shrek-shaped cookies. >Goes upstairs and puts Shrek 1 in DVD player >Hears the oven door open and shut >Hears "You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself." >Goes downstairs >Realizes I put the temperature too high >Realizes Shrek just saved my life >Thank you Shrek ~The Miles "Tails" Prower of OT~
LegendaryAzn
#150493259Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:07 AM GMT

shrek is love shrek is lyfe
JoesephStratenburgh
#150493273Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:08 AM GMT

go greentext it, bae
DarkestOfDragons
#150493335Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:08 AM GMT

oh okay but shrek is a dead meme
Ignitos
#150493444Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:10 AM GMT

10/10
ExpitheCat
#150493722Thursday, November 27, 2014 1:13 AM GMT

>In the middle of Shrek 2 >Hears smoke detector go off >Ohgod.jpg >Tries to get out >Ceiling collapses in >Is trapped >Suddenly, I hear large footsteps >Shrek bursts through the rubble >He picks me up >He throws me out the door >Shrek saved my life once again >Thank you Shrek ~The Miles "Tails" Prower of OT~

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