1. Why do you want to work for us?
cause im broke
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2. How will you contribute to our company?
i wont
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3. Do you agree that our food is better than other foods?
no
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4. What are your goals on working at Mcdonald's?
get paid get laid gatorade
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5. You agree that refusing to clean the bathroom when ordered will result in death. Understood?
what
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6. What are your thoughts on the following video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVmBL8B-In0
i think its illuminati and we need to wake up from our chains and fight back the new world order
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7. What will you do to help please our lord and savior Ronald Mcdonald?
nothing
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8. Why are you applying for Mcdonald's in the first place?
i told you
to get paid
get laid
gatorade
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