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timpookie
#150659949Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:41 AM GMT

zombehrs havv takin ovah dah wurld! nao, u havv 2 fite bakk! heerz da form: naem: aeg: gendir: sixyooal prefferints: appeerents: i colur: heerz mah form: naem: jack aeg: 15 gendir: mael sixyooal prefferints: strate appeerents: iz tal i colur: yelo
timpookie
#150660061Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:43 AM GMT

jack i waeik upp in dah middel uv a dezirt. "hao didd i getz heer?" i iz askz.
EarthBoundv4
#150660158Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:44 AM GMT

naem: Snoop Dawg aeg: 420 gendir: weid sixyooal prefferints: strate appeerents:green and large i colur: green I am the lord of death, bow down to me peasants. P.S. This is my theme music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
PickachuGirl
#150660213Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:45 AM GMT

please
timpookie
#150660224Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:45 AM GMT

i wallk arownd untile i fined a skoolbus ful uv zombehrz adn i gett owt mah ak47 milionz adn i kil al da zombehrz
timpookie
#150660261Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:46 AM GMT

erth ur axeptid
rockmax2112alt
#150660349Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:47 AM GMT

Your mom!
EarthBoundv4
#150660385Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:47 AM GMT

I walk around 420 blazin it up, and i wlk in2 zambehs and deh get hgh jst lke meh I am the lord of death, bow down to me peasants. P.S. This is my theme music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
timpookie
#150660407Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:48 AM GMT

i den driev da skoolbus 2 a sittee dat iz ful uv zombehrz adn i strat killign dem.
timpookie
#150660564Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:50 AM GMT

"Your mom!" You, my good sir, are so good at constructive criticism! I now fully recognize that this is filth, and I seek to make a better RP than this in the near future.
rockmax2112alt
#150660774Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:52 AM GMT

Oh look! It's takeo, our mighty Bushido warrior! Yaey! Darnit I was gonna troll you with an article from wikipedia about the mp5
jailbreak952
#150660971Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:55 AM GMT

naem: eli uminati aeg:3 gendir:mail sixyooal prefferints:kidz appeerents:tringl wif i i colur:gren
timpookie
#150661187Saturday, November 29, 2014 3:58 AM GMT

Rock, you opened my eyes and made me understand how crappy a roleplayer I was on this thread. I am forever indebted to you.
rockmax2112alt
#150661904Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:07 AM GMT

Heckler & Koch, encouraged by the success of the G3 automatic rifle, developed a family of small arms consisting of four types of firearms all based on a common G3 design layout and operating principle. The first type was chambered for 7.62×51mm NATO, the second for the 7.62×39mm M43round, the third for the intermediate5.56×45mm NATO caliber, and the fourth type for the 9×19mm Parabellumpistol cartridge. The MP5 was created within the fourth group of firearms and was initially known as the HK54.[6] Work on the MP5 began in 1964 and two years later it was adopted by theGerman Federal Police, border guard and army special forces.[6] In 1980, the MP5 achieved iconic status as a result of its use by SAS commandos in Operation Nimrod, where they stormed the Iranian Embassy in London, rescuing hostages and killing five terrorists. The MP5 became a mainstay of SWAT units of law enforcement agencies in the United States since then. However in the late 1990s, as a result of the North Hollywood shootout, police special response teams have supplanted some MP5s with AR-15-based assault rifles.[7] The MP5 is manufactured under license in several nations including Greece (formerly at EBO – Hellenic Arms Industry, currently at EAS – Hellenic Defense Systems), Iran (Defense Industries Organization), Mexico (SEDENA), Pakistan (Pakistan Ordnance Factories), Saudi Arabia, Sudan (Military Industry Corporation), Turkey (MKEK), and the United Kingdom (initially atRoyal Ordnance, later diverted to Heckler & Koch Great Britain). The first MP5 models used a double-column straight box magazine, but since 1977, slightly curved, steel magazines are used with a 15-round capacity (weighing 0.12 kg) or a 30-round capacity (0.17 kg empty).[10] The adjustable iron sights (closed type) consist of a rotating rear diopter drum and a front post installed in a hooded ring. The rear sight is adjustable for both windage and elevation with the use of a special tool, being adjusted at the factory for firing at 25m with standard 124 grains FMJ 9x19mm NATO ammunition; the drum provides four different apertures of varying width used to adjust the light entrance in the diopter system, according to the user's eye relief and tactical situation.[11] The MP5 has a hammer firing mechanism. The trigger group is housed inside an interchangeable polymertrigger module (with an integrated pistol grip) and equipped with a three-position fire mode selector that serves as the manual safety toggle. The “S” or Sicherposition in white denotes weapon safe, “E” or Einzelfeuer in red represents single fire, and “F” or Feuerstoß (also marked in red) designates continuous fire. The SEF symbols appear on both sides of the plastic trigger group. The selector lever is actuated with the thumb of the shooting hand and is located only on the left side of the original SEF trigger group or on both sides of the ambidextrous trigger groups. The safety/selector is rotated into the various firing settings or safety position by depressing the tail end of the lever. Tactile clicks (stops) are present at each position to provide a positive stop and prevent inadvertent rotation. The "safe" setting disables the trigger by blocking the hammer release with a solid section of the safety axle located inside the trigger housing. The non-reciprocating cocking handle is located above the handguard and protrudes from the cocking handle tube at approximately a 45° angle. This rigid control is attached to a tubular piece within the cocking lever housing called the cocking lever support, which in turn, makes contact with the forward extension of the bolt group. It is not however connected to the bolt carrier and therefore cannot be used as aforward assist to fully seat the bolt group. The cocking handle is held in a forward position by a spring detent located in the front end of the cocking lever support which engages in the cocking lever housing. The lever is locked back by pulling it fully to the rear and rotating it slightly clockwise where it can be hooked into an indent in the cocking lever tube.[10] Operating mechanism The roller-delayed blowback mechanism originated from the aborted StG 45(M) assault rifleprototypes developed in Naz.i Germanyat the end of World War II. The bolt rigidly engages the barrel extension—a cylindrical component welded to the receiver into which the barrel is pinned. The delay mechanism is of the same design as that used in theG3 rifle. The two-part bolt consists of a bolt head with rollers and a bolt carrier. The heavier bolt carrier lies up against the bolt head when the weapon is ready to fire and inclined planes on the front locking piece lie between the rollers and force them out into recesses in the barrel extension.[12] When fired, expanding propellant gases produced from the burning powder in the cartridge exert rearward pressure on the bolt head transferred through the base of the cartridge case as it is propelled out of the chamber. A portion of this force is transmitted through the rollers projecting from the bolt head, which are cammed inward against the inclined flanks of the locking recesses in the barrel extension and to the angled shoulders of the locking piece. The selected angles of the recesses and the incline on the locking piece produce a velocity ratio of about 4:1 between the bolt carrier and the bolt head. This results in a calculated delay, allowing the projectile to exit the barrel and gas pressure to drop to a safe level before the case is extracted from the chamber.[12] The delay results from the amount of time it takes for enough recoil energy to be transferred through to the bolt carrier in a sufficient quantity for it to be driven to the rear against the force of inertia of the bolt carrier and the forward pressure exerted against the bolt by the recoil spring. As the rollers are forced inward they displace the locking piece and propel the bolt carrier to the rear. The bolt carrier's rearward velocity is four times that of the bolt head since the cartridge remains in the chamber for a short period of time during the initial recoil impulse. After the bolt carrier has traveled rearward 4 mm, the locking piece is withdrawn fully from the bolt head and the rollers are compressed into the bolt head. Only once the locking rollers are fully cammed into the bolt head can the entire bolt group continue its rearward movement in the receiver, breaking the seal in the chamber and continuing the feeding cycle. Since the 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge is relatively low powered, the bolt does not have an anti-bounce device like the G3, but instead the bolt carrier containstungsten granules that prevent the bolt group from bouncing back after impacting the barrel extension. The weapon has a fluted chamber that enhances extraction reliability by bleeding gases backwards into the shallow flutes running along the length of the chamber to prevent the cartridge case from expanding and sticking to the chamber walls (since the bolt is opened under relatively high barrel pressure). A spring extractor is installed inside the bolt head and holds the case securely until it strikes the ejector arm and is thrown out of the ejection port to the right of the receiver. The lever-type ejector is located inside the trigger housing (activated by the movement of the recoiling bolt).
rockmax2112alt
#150662024Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:09 AM GMT

You're welcome :)
PickachuGirl
#150662492Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:17 AM GMT

the tiddy prince
BilICipher
#150662638Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:19 AM GMT

XD http://i.im(REMOVE)gur.com/oXXsfos.gif
CreativeMystery
#150663605Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:33 AM GMT

GOLDEN RULE: Fake crap-posting is still crap-posting.
tehpwner7067
#150666789Saturday, November 29, 2014 5:23 AM GMT

naem:Big Bubba aeg:24 gendir:Mail sixyooal prefferints:ladies plz appeerents:hotie i colur:blu I kill 200 zombies with my minigun. ≈"Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches."-Spongebob≈
MrVincent
#150668256Saturday, November 29, 2014 5:50 AM GMT

This makes me want to vomit, Tim. Why. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
TehBloxx4h
#150670230Saturday, November 29, 2014 6:27 AM GMT

naem: lenny aeg: 78 gendir: both sixyooal prefferints: hype appeerents: old man joe i colur: rainbow
Kipec
#150670505Saturday, November 29, 2014 6:33 AM GMT

tim, you are trying to hard
duck14
#150680559Saturday, November 29, 2014 11:57 AM GMT

Still preferred Arloth.

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