[11:13:30 AM] jack wislar: i was only 9 years old
[11:13:39 AM] jack wislar: i loved pringles so much i owned all the flavors
id pray to pringles every night thanking them for me being full
[11:14:12 AM] jack wislar: pringles are love i say
[11:14:16 AM] jack wislar: pringles are life
[11:14:19 AM] jack wislar: my dad hears me
[11:14:28 AM] jack wislar: he calls me an addict
[11:14:36 AM] jack wislar: i call him a rump
[11:14:42 AM] jack wislar: he slaps me and sends me to my room
i am hungry now my stomache is growning
[11:15:00 AM] jack wislar: i got into my bed it is bery cold
[11:15:08 AM] jack wislar: i hear a rustling moving towards me
[11:15:17 AM] jack wislar: i feel something touch me
[11:15:19 AM] jack wislar: its pringles
[11:15:28 AM] jack wislar: they whisper into my ear
[11:15:32 AM] jack wislar: "this is my mouth"
[11:15:40 AM] jack wislar: i open my mouth for pringles
[11:15:44 AM] jack wislar: they fill my mouth
[11:15:54 AM] jack wislar: i can feel my mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
[11:15:58 AM] jack wislar: i swallow them
[11:16:02 AM] jack wislar: i want to please pringles
[11:16:18 AM] jack wislar: he rustles louder now as he fills my mouth with his chips
[11:16:22 AM] jack wislar: my dad walks in
[11:16:31 AM] jack wislar: pringles look deeply into his eyes and say
[11:16:39 AM] jack wislar: i have fed
[11:16:53 AM] jack wislar: pringles fly out through my window
[11:16:57 AM] jack wislar: pringles are love
[11:17:00 AM] jack wislar: pringles are life
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