Ingredients needed:
-Cleveland Cavaliers
-Cleveland Browns
-Cleveland Indians
-Ohio State Buckeyes
-Columbus Blue Jackets
Directions:
Step 1: Put all teams into very poorly built stadiums that probably were invented by the University for the blind.
Step 2: Have each team draft a huge name superstar: Cavs pick LeBron, Browns pick Braylon Edwards, Indians pick Manny Ramirez, Blue Jackets select Jakub Vorceck (spelling)
Step 3: Have these players play for their respective teams for a few years until they either leave or get traded
Step 4: When this happens, fire your head coach and go into multiple years of rebuild because you're Cleveland sports...
Step 5: Look in amazement as the players that are not on your team actually are very talented and even some of them win championships!
Step 6: Draft another superstar who won't start with your first round selection
Step 7: After the fans get grouchy and you are the laughing stock of your league you have one good season (Cavs are this year, Browns are this year)
Step 8: Suck afterwards
Step 9: Repeat from step 2 after you begin to suck
~LORD BPP IS UPON US~ |