CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
Seriously. When the end of your life comes you get born again as something/someone else
This happens irl too.
You will start as an 8 year old
wat the heck are you gonna do as a baby. all you can do is cry
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
50
[ Food ]
50
[ Drink ]
50
You are a girl.
You are an orphan.
8 people want to adopt you. which one do you want?
1. Jannet Jones
2. Keith Wok
3. Noah Green
4. Katy May
5. Holly Potter.
6. Erik Farage
7. Liam Brown
8. Gina Killisick |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
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Bump or something? |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
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Uhhh |
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AxkiJoin Date: 2011-03-24
Post Count: 2982 |
5 cause Potter.
i liek pepee |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ Had to write this twice. Stupid filters ]
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
50
[ Food ]
50
[ Drink ]
50
You arrive at your mams cottage. AKA what looks like a haunted house. Your mam talks to a series of photographs and gives them passwsords, which is odd. Finally, you arrive at your room. Your mother locks you in.
Items surrounding you:
Chair legs
A door
A weird smell
Pieces of a broken laptop
A tent
A window
[What] means an extra thing you have to add.
What you do?
Escape [50% chance of death]
Make an invention [What]
Sleep in the tent [Gain 50 energy]
Sniff |
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AxkiJoin Date: 2011-03-24
Post Count: 2982 |
Sniff then escape
i liek pepee |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
50
[ Food ]
49
[ Drink ]
49
You sniff.
Wait- before you plan on escaping a black cat enters the room out of the forbidden door
[Extra] means you add an extra bit to it
What do you do?
"SCRAM" [ 10% change of death ]
Scream [40% chance of death ]
RUNN
Use ____ as weapon/shield [Extra]
Jump out the window [99% chance of death] |
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AxkiJoin Date: 2011-03-24
Post Count: 2982 |
Jump out of the window while singing
i liek pepee |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
50
[ Food ]
49
[ Drink ]
48
You jump out the window. You land safely on a bush.
There is these objects surrounding you:
Apple tree
Foxes
Birds
Woodcutters
Say "____" to a woodcutter
Chase the birds [THE FREEDOM OF CHILDHO- sorry I'm going off topic again]
Try asking the ____ something
Take an apple [Reminder: Hunger: 49] [5% chance of death] |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
Eh? |
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Take an apple.
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
100
[ Food ]
70
[ Drink ]
51
You take and eat an apple. You feel refreshed. Suddenly an angel appears, red, orange and green clothes. Naturistic tiara. What do you SAY?
1 Custom
2 Uh... I have something important to do. Bye! |
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1. Am I dead, or was this apple tainted?
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
50
[ Food ]
49
[ Drink ]
49
" The apple had a good curse, my love. I can grant you 3 wishes, but you must be careful of what you wish for. " The angel says "However, I can't wish true love, money, fortune or fame. These things are earnt." Your wishes?
1. Insert wishes here |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
Wrong head thing. Replace it with
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
100
[ Food ]
70
[ Drink ]
51 |
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ChibtrioJoin Date: 2011-02-02
Post Count: 4103 |
1. Wish for a Wet Mackerel to shank people with.
I made a new word! It's called plagiarism! |
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1. can you kill yourself angel (not pa)
2. give me tonnes of money
3. make me 2swag
"If you were from where I'm from, you'd probably be dead"|+16000 |
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I am genre savvy.
1. For my first wish, I would like a very specific form of immortality - I age until exactly 21 at the normal rate, at which point aging ceases. I am immune to damage completely, and pain is no longer felt. I also do not suffer from perceived time acceleration; I always see time as if I were 21. My mind has infinite space for memories and knowledge, to circumvent memory issues. I also cannot achieve having more than 20% of my body mass being fat.
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
100
[ Food ]
70
[ Drink ]
51
"A wet mackerel. Other two?" the angel says in confuse. |
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For my second wish, I would like a very specific form of immortality - I age until exactly 21 at the normal rate, at which point aging ceases. I am immune to damage completely, and pain is no longer felt. I also do not suffer from perceived time acceleration; I always see time as if I were 21. My mind has infinite space for memories and knowledge, to circumvent memory issues. I also cannot achieve having more than 20% of my body mass being fat.
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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CelereyJoin Date: 2014-11-29
Post Count: 4104 |
[ 1st form Human ]
[ Backpack ]
Nothing
[ Energy ]
100
[ Food ]
70
[ Drink ]
51
" And your last wish ma'am? " The angel says |
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Hmm.
How about a low-caliber pistol with infinite ammo?
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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the most fattening thing ever. |
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