XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
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I hope you get into a brand new golden Lamborghini and cruise down the road, crash into 500 trucks then fly forward straight into a cliff, making your balls fly out of your arse. |
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Over kill much? plus that would never happen go get a life you clearly butthurt scrub |
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pelimJoin Date: 2014-09-21
Post Count: 5580 |
don't worry, he is cranky for mommy's milk |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
I have something worse for you, I hope your eyeballs pop out of your face, bounce 100 miles away then come back like a boomerang going at 100 MPH, making them go down your neck and crap then coming out of your arse. |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
shrimp, I have something very nice for you indeed...
I hope your trip and a sharp pole that's in the ground gets stabbed into your face, making you die a slow painful death. While you're dying men with extra sharp cleats will step on your back, once they're done doing that scientists will come, cut your face open, then stick their dirty hands down your throat, trying to rip your heart out. |
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b-but i dont have any!
Im just a kid who's five each day I grow some more |
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i just did that..............
In GTA 5 |
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OP is clearly butthurt about our SWEG! |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKBLf-crl0Y Click if you dare. |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
Caleb, this will definitely happen to you...
You jump on a trampoline that hasn't been used in years, the trampoline breaks, making you fall into a swamp full of blood-thirsty alligators, you manage to escape but a huge T-rex bites your arm off, you take the pain and keep running but then fifteen helicopters come and drop 500 nukes into your throat. (logic) |
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mgmt13Join Date: 2014-11-27
Post Count: 1549 |
this is one spooky troll |
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That just happend to me...........
in GTA 5 |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
Mgm gets it bad.
He will be knocked out and put into a dark and cold room, he'll be sitting in a chair with a button that says "PRESS ME FOR FOOD", he'd be stupid enough to press it and guess what happens? Rockets, lasers, saws, time bombs, and potatoes pop out of the side of the chair, all of the things aim for his throat, first the potato attacks, it makes him choke, making him cough up blood, then the time bombs come into action, they go up his butt getting ready to explode, THEN the lasers come out and aim exactly toward his eyes, burning them and making him scream in pain, and guess what comes next? The rockets. The rockets aim for his ding-dong and blows it up, leaving white nasty stuff everywhere in the room. The time-bombs blow up his butt, making bloody turds fly everywhere, then the potato does nothing. He died to a horrible torture. (I think he liked the buttery potato though) |
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That just happend to me...........
in GTA 5 |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
Oh... the saws didn't do their jobs yet... guess what the saws do...
The saws grind up his organs making them look like a blood red slushie with nasty looking worms inside. |
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WE GOT A RAGING COD FANBOY HERE! |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
i r repoartaaaaaaaang u nao!1!1!11 u r hawrt meh fuling! |
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That just happend to me........
IN GTA 5 |
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Okay then go cry to mamieh! |
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mar_celoJoin Date: 2012-08-16
Post Count: 9773 |
Mad or na |
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XreuJoin Date: 2013-11-23
Post Count: 5809 |
But my whole family died because I ate them for thanksgiving. |
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that just happend to my family.....
In GTA 5 |
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"The rockets aim for his ding-dong and blows it up, leaving white nasty stuff everywhere in the room. "
o.0
Im just a kid who's five each day I grow some more |
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THAT ALSO JUST HAPPEND TO ME IN YOU KNOW WHAT......
GTA 5 ofcourse |
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hmmmmm
Im just a kid who's five each day I grow some more |
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