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the SF christmas special is a three day holiday held in the lobby of a north pole mcdonalds. be tehre!
christmas eve:
8:30-9:30 meet and greet
9:30-1:00 five member panel on the state of the christmas
1:00-4:00 santa claus is too jolly and will be removed by reindeer
4:00-7:00 open gift giving. anyone can give gifts about anything
7:00 jimbo's bed time
7:00-10:00 tatoberry-elf debate. topic: whether christmas is good
10:10 muffin is given a gift by kris kringle
10:30 christmas eve has ended
christmas:
8:30-10:00 debate with mrs. claus whether giving one present each entitles us to whine about not getting enough presents
10:00 relocate to nunavut, canada, ask for a "playstation four" in the north pole drive thru
10:00-1:00 presentation about the glory of the christmas
1:00-3:00 threatened by a elf
3:00 relocate to baffin island, canada two islands down
3:00-5:00 discuss if st nick is an elite saint
5:00-6:00 break
6:00-10:00 people yelling "L2D PERCENT CHANCE OF MY MOM GETTING MY A PLAYSTATION FOUR"
10:00 violently escorted out of baffin island by canadian armed forces
10:15 ben claims this is "NOT CHRISTMAS", asks his mom to take him home
10:30 christmas has ended
boxing day:
8:30-9:00 call my elf on the phone and ask if he can remind of the spirit of christmas
9:00-10:00 be jolly
10:00 violently escorted out of the canada
10:00-1:00 run around town yelling "DADS OF AMERICA CHRISTMAS IS RUINED"
1:00-1:30 confrontation with reindeer about "disturbing the reindeer"
1:30-3:00 many mothers are giving SFers presents
3:00-5:00 cheeseymacral found the true meaning of christmas
5:00-9:00 search town for my gifts, discover the gift of christmas spirit was in my heart all along
9:00-10:30 be jolly
10:30 boxing day over |
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this is the same thing as the SF con thread!!! you just changed the words!!! stop living in your former glory!!!! |
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@doctorgonzo
idiot get ot this isnt the same its different cheesey macral suervives |
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i Survived and im better then ever !
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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all heil lord doctorgonzo |
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SwagudeloJoin Date: 2013-05-23
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not funny, SF con was 1,000x better
sequels are never as good as the original |
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@rune
looks like someone missed the joke |
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tgross25Join Date: 2009-10-26
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"6:00-10:00 people yelling "L2D PERCENT CHANCE OF MY MOM GETTING MY A PLAYSTATION FOUR""
this is scarily accurate |
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PhilCokeJoin Date: 2010-08-10
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wooooow, can't wait!!!
"Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American." -- Rogers Hornsby |
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SunhotJoin Date: 2010-05-10
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tell me a story santy claws |
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rofl this is even better then sf con
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"10:00 relocate to nunavut, canada, ask for a "playstation four" in the north pole drive thru
1:00-3:00 threatened by a elf"
LOLING IN REAL LIFE! XD |
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i was expecting something along the lines of "cheesey gets mad that people are celebrating christmas" because i know the stereotype people around here think about me
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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this thread lol
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ebenton95Join Date: 2011-11-06
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shouldve bumped this on half christmas |
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tgross25Join Date: 2009-10-26
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lmao |
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