was in a conflict with his neighbours. The neighbours, the Concieteds, had a brand new sports car with a flame-pattern around the wheels, and the Jimmy Jealous was jealous. He too, wanted a hot brand new sports car. He then had an idea. He found a bucket of gasoline in his shed, and poured it on his car. He opened the door and climbed in, starting the car. He closed the door and rolled down the window. Then he drove around in front of the Coincieteds' big house, thinking, "Hah! They won't believe how unlucky they really are when they see MY flaming car!". Jimmy dug a lighter out of his pocket, reached out of the window, and set aflame the gasoline triumphantly. His body was cremated, as there were too many little skittle-sized pieces to bury.
The end. |