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This is a choosing game. You probably know how these work; I write a bit of text and give you a few options, you pick one of the options, I write the result and give you more options, etc. Let's get going.
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You wake up.
"...? What the..."
For some reason the world is black and white. You are in a desert. To the left of you is a dead tree. To the right is a piano. There is nothing else interesting that you can see. Also, you are hungry.
What do you do?
A: Play the piano
B: Walk up to the dead tree and have a better look at it
C: Wander aimlessly through the desert |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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B |
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GrakulJoin Date: 2008-03-04
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You play the piano. More specifically, you play "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner. After about a minute of playing, the top of the piano opens and a priest comes out, wielding a scalpel. He looks angrily at you.
You are still hungry.
What do you do?
A: Keep on playing
B: Stop playing
C: Say something to the priest (write what you say) |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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C. "Um...your mom!" |
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GrakulJoin Date: 2008-03-04
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You say: "Um...your mom!" The priest screams incoherently and launches himself at you, swinging his scalpel wildly. Yikes!
You are still hungry.
What do you do?
A: Fight the priest
B: Dodge the priest
C: Ignore the priest |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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A. If I kill him maybe I could eat him... |
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You give the priest a swift punch to the face, knocking him out. You pick up the scalpel and put it in your pocket, figuring it might be useful later on.
You are really hungry.
What do you do?
A: Eat the priest
B: Bury the priest in the sand
C: Walk over to the dead tree |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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Hm, I'll keep the priest as a last resort. C |
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You walk over to the dead tree. It is quite tall. You figure you could climb it if you wanted to, and get a better overview of the surroundings.
You are really hungry.
What do you do?
A: Climb the tree
B: Cut down the tree with your scalpel
C: Eat the priest
D: Walk over to the piano |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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A |
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You climb the tree. You can see two persons in the distance. It looks like they are walking towards you. You guess they will be here in about ten minutes.
You are really, really hungry.
What do you do?
A: Stay in the tree and wait
B: Climb down and wait
C: Climb down and eat the priest
D: Climb down and walk over to the piano |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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A...curiousity killed the cat... |
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You stay in the tree. As the persons come closer, you can see that they are two men in suits. They look like twins. They catch sight of the priest and walks over to him. They look at him for a while.
"Is he dead?"
"I do not know."
"I wonder if you can eat him?"
"If he's dead you can eat him."
"Is he dead?"
You are getting ever more hungry...
What do you do?
A: Shout something to the two men (write what you shout)
B: Climb down
C: Climb down and eat the priest
D: Wait |
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GrakulJoin Date: 2008-03-04
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Bump'd! |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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A. "Who are you, where do you come from? Friend or foe?" |
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You shout: "Who are you, where do you come from? Friend or foe?" The men look at you, then respond:
"We are Salvador."
"And Samuel."
"We are here to see the Andalucian Dog."
"Have you seen it?"
You are oh so hungry. You feel that if you don't eat soon, you might go mad.
What do you do?
A: Answer (write what you say)
B: Answer (write what you say) then climb down and eat the priest
C: Wait
D: Climb down and eat the priest |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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A. "No, I need some food! Any ideas?" |
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You answer: "No, I need some food! Any ideas?"
"You could eat the priest", says Salvador.
"If he's dead", says Samuel.
"That's what I said."
"Me too."
You must have food! Now!
What do you do?
A: Eat the priest
B: Eat the tree
C: Eat the piano
D: Eat Salvador
E: Eat Samuel |
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kitkatieJoin Date: 2008-07-04
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B let them eat the priest. I'll eat bark. |
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You eat bark. You are no longer hungry. Finally.
"If you see the Andalucian Dog, make sure to tell us", Salvador says.
"I will", Samuel says.
"Not you."
"Not me?"
"Well, you too."
You hear some noises from the piano. It sounds like someone... running?
What do you do?
A: Climb down and walk over to the piano
B: Wait
C: Say something to Salvador and Samuel |
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C. "What IS the Andalucian dog....and what's that noise?" |
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You say: "What IS the Andalucian dog....and what's that noise?"
"It's a dog from Andalucia, isn't it?" says Salvador.
"It sure sounds like that", says Samuel.
"Is that noise from the Andalucian Dog?"
"No, the Andalucian Dog doesn't run."
Salvador and Samuel sits down, yawning. The running noise can still be heard from the piano, more loudly now.
What do you do?
A: Climb down and walk over to the piano
B: Wait
C: Say something to Salvador and Samuel |
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C. "What's Andalucia? AND DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THE NOISE?!?" |
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You say: "What's Andalucia? AND DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THE NOISE?!?"
"What's Andalucia?" Salvador says.
"That's not important", Samuel says.
"Is the noise important?"
"I don't know."
The priest wakes up.
"He is alive!"
"Then you can't eat him."
The running noise stops, and it sounds like a door is opening inside the piano, as if the person running had been behind the door all the time. You hear the person step in and close the door. The priest goes back into the piano and closes the top. All sounds from within the piano are shut off when it is closed.
What do you do?
A: Climb down and walk over to the piano
B: Wait
C: Say something to Salvador and Samuel |
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