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#153779209Monday, January 12, 2015 4:08 AM GMT

If it's better than this one. “Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?” Add 9k

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#153779447Monday, January 12, 2015 4:11 AM GMT

Can you beat it? Add 9k

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#153779555Monday, January 12, 2015 4:13 AM GMT

im not a weatherman but i know you'll be getting a few inches tonight.

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#153779694Monday, January 12, 2015 4:15 AM GMT

"Hey babe.. Did it hurt?" >*Oh god.. Not this loser joke again >.<* >Sure, I'll bite, did what hurt? "Teen prgnancy" >W-Wha

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#153779747Monday, January 12, 2015 4:16 AM GMT

are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only TEN i c

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#153779817Monday, January 12, 2015 4:17 AM GMT

Girl, you make those shorts look good

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#153779917Monday, January 12, 2015 4:19 AM GMT

Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give u 2 4th letter

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#153780018Monday, January 12, 2015 4:21 AM GMT

thats a nice shirt can i talk you out of it

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#153780038Monday, January 12, 2015 4:22 AM GMT

If you and I were squirrels I'd store my nuts in your whole :)