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C (The board game will be Noobpoly (Monopoly).) |
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(Lol OK then. Oh and PS: half of this I don't write. My sister does. So yeah.)
You play noobpoly (monopoly roblox edition.)
You unlock the girl from most restraints so she cannot excape but can play the game. She's just... Absolutely fuqing weird....
"OK here's the rules, you start on sign on, you role the dice twice, you move the Indicated amount of squares until or unless someone has failed The game or their character has been killed off. Here's the spaces:
One:sign on.
This Is where you get ten tix for passing.
Two:this square Is the first square.
You basically do nothing on It.
Three:this Is a second square.
Here you can either hijack the water and fuel processing plants. Or you fail and have to pass.
Four:this Is the third square.
Here you own a house.
Five:this Is the railroad. Where you can hijack It, or you can ride It. Which Is exactly like square two and three. Absolutely useless unless you get a chance card.
Six:this square here.
Is the food plant.
Seven:this square Is.
One of the many MANY squares you can kill someone on. The same for all up until square space thirteen.
Eight:this square there.
Here Is the reality realization square, where If anyone lands on It. You must forcefully face palm the hell out of them.
Nine:this square.
Here Is the square where anything and everything Is possible.
Ten:another one.
Another death space.
Eleven:this square.
The square In which you can teleport to other squares.
Twelve:another death row.
Up until space thirteen.
Thirteen:black hole.
Your character Is Incapacitated for eight turns. (Eight days).
Fourteen:highschool/college.
This Is the yeah.
Fifteen:anime.
This Is the anime theater. You come there to watch anime, you never leave. (For twenty turns/twenty days.)
Sixteen:this place.
This Is the secret place behind the administrators, Inside their closet named narnia. Because a lot of them are fuqing crazy. 3:
Seventeen:yandere.
This square makes you kill or stalk someone on any square space Including sign on aka go page, for five paces.
Eighteen:robloxian.
This square allows you to get gear packages etc and BC and more clothing and funds when passing go or your stuck there.
Nineteen:gogogofast.
Whatever the hell that thing was, you don't want none of It.
Twenty:president moderator.
Here you become the robloxian president. You get soldiers and supplies for staying, being stuck on, and or passing go, page aka, sign on.
Rolling dice:this has the average dice:
The first picture representation Is a one.
The second pic Is a two.
The third representation appears to be a guy being chased by a steam roller and a tank and apche helicopter and nuke.
The fourth appears to mark a dead guy.
The fifth Is a picture of yuno gasai.
The sixth Is a five.
The seventh Is a seven.
And the eighth being a detonated nuke.
While the two spares are war related.
Seems normally legit enough.
The second pair contain a yandere card, and a alu-card. Lol.
The second pair Is:
Picture one Is a nuke detonating In a city.
The second being a guy with a Axe.
The third Is a naval Invasion.
The fourth being a air force Invasion.
The yandere deck Is:
The first picture Is a girl being nice.
The second being the fuuuuuuuu guy.
The third has been a person going Insane.
The fourth currently Is the best. Its someone with a Axe decapitating someone brutally........
The rules of the game?
There aren't any.
Let's play."
You now:
A:roll for twenties.
B:stop playing.
C:roll for yandere.
D:roll for trolololol me megusta guy. |
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You role a twenty eight which never existed and broke the rules of the game confusing the playing player girl.
You than proceeded around the entire board endlessly.
"WTF Is wrong with you?!?"
You than go around the entire board In a x shape endlessly.
"What the hell Is wrong with you?!?!?"
You than fly several nukes and the death star In envitably destroying the entire game...
"Congratulations. You broke the game dirt bag..."
You now:
A:take a knife out and attack the girl.
B:do nothing.
C:do something with a knife.
D:free the girl. |
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Oh and PS:
"Way to go breaking the laws of the universe dirt bag!" :3 |
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C. Best response for everything. |
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A, nobody calls me dirtbag |
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A ALL THE WAY |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...Maybe a D as well so she can flee...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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You take out a kitchen knife and walks up to the Lil beoch.
"Lol"
You attempt to stab the girl to only fall when kicked and cut her free as pure accident.
You slowly walk after her making as much noise as possible. You then stab a window breaking It to scare her out.
You get up to a crate where she jumps up and then you:
A:stab.
B:slice.
C:upper cut.
D:jump back. |
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A A A A A |
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You stabbed and missed and she tried stabbing you back, you dodged until she tried slicing you up. You jumped back and lunged at her slicing her.
You knife fight her and keep shelling the hell out of her.
She goes to stab you and you:
A:break arm.
B:deflect and break arm.
C:attempt a headshot.
D:throw her out the window after attempting a headshot. |
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ITS OVER 9000 D'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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You headbutt her, than stab her through the neck then throws her out the window.
The door explodes open and you see her In a shard of broken glass. You quickly turn your head and she's right behind you. Giving off the most evilist red eyed yandere like smile In the universe.
You:
A:realize you didn't stab the RIGHT side of the neck.
B:flee.
C:assault her.
D:take a pistol and shoot at her. |
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I wont flee.....D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dr. D has gotten every D in the universe!
~ Go fast, or don't go at all. ~ |
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She keeps the weird as face while trying to stab you, you block It with a knife and pull out a gun and went to shoot for the kill until she kneed you.
She stabbed, stabbed sliced upper cut, slice slice stab.
You blocked dodged dodged blocked stab stab sliced.
Its now been a hour.
You now:
A:gut shot.
B:chest shot.
C:headshot.
D:leg shot. |
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C FOR THE WIN! |
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*Shao Kahn voice*
C. Come on. Finish her. |
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Do you even C?
~ Go fast, or don't go at all ~ |
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Don't you C that you have to do C? |
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You get a shot and go for the head. Your out of bullets and try stabbing her. She nearly breaks your hand and steals the knife. She has sliced uppercutted, kneed than stabbed you. You now:
A:taze her.
B:throw a tazer at her.
C:try to find a way around her.
D:flee. |
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