So my dad told me I'd have to change my name

perrandude

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#154817283Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:38 AM GMT

to even go visit Iran And the closest Persian equivalent to my name for me is Cyrus...

CheeseyMacral

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#154817344Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:39 AM GMT

"Andre Rezaie" ...i think you're fine dude Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.

perrandude

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#154817377Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:40 AM GMT

Yes, because my last name isn't fine

SamuelWatkins

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#154817380Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:40 AM GMT

Damn

CheeseyMacral

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#154817425Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:40 AM GMT

why would you want to visit iran anyway?? Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.

perrandude

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#154817496Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:42 AM GMT

To see my family, to see the best soccer atmospheres in Asia, to visit the old Persian empire historical sites, etc. I won't let politics get in the way of that.

SRHL

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#154817526Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:42 AM GMT

Because I'm going to send him to Iran to buy me 15 trays of gaz because that stuff is delicious af

LolCanucksSuck

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#154817531Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:42 AM GMT

your name isn't Islamic enough?

nintendo566

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#154817547Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:42 AM GMT

to get blown up thats why

perrandude

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#154817560Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:43 AM GMT

"your name isn't Islamic enough?" 0% of my name has any Arabic element, nor does it need to

perrandude

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#154817587Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:43 AM GMT

"Because I'm going to send him to Iran to buy me 15 trays of gaz because that stuff is delicious af" If you come down to Austin for F1 I'd be happy to get you a lot of that stuff man lol

LolCanucksSuck

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#154817618Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:44 AM GMT

I'm curious as to why you need to adopt an alias?

SRHL

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#154817644Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:44 AM GMT

I WANT THE ACTUAL IRANIAN RECIPE NOT SOME CHINESE BOOTLEG CRAP

extemmasfriend2

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#154817676Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:45 AM GMT

I plan on never going anywhere near the middle east in my lifetime

CheeseyMacral

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#154817717Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:45 AM GMT

>I'm curious as to why you need to adopt an alias? because non-muslims are executed over there?? Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.

perrandude

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#154817782Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:46 AM GMT

"I'm curious as to why you need to adopt an alias?" They won't accept the name "Andre", they'll accept Persian names such as Sirous. It's only as dumb as the Islamic Republic is. They don't allow women at men's sporting events but it's not so dumb to where women aren't allowed to drive or play sports or vote or anything like that.

LolCanucksSuck

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#154817810Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:47 AM GMT

he said it isn't because his name is not Islamic enough cheesey

perrandude

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#154817826Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:47 AM GMT

"I plan on never going anywhere near the middle east in my lifetime" I want to visit various places in Iran, Jerusalem, and Dubai

CheeseyMacral

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#154817829Wednesday, January 28, 2015 4:47 AM GMT

>but it's not so dumb to where women aren't allowed to drive or play sports or vote or anything like that. *cough saudi cough* Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.