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oODwagonxX
#155681129Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:31 AM GMT

... or at least incredibly appropriate considering some of the people who roam this forum. Here is a joke that my grandfather once told me before he passed. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit..." "...and if wit was $h!t..." "...you'd be constipated." That is all.
MrVincent
#155681166Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:32 AM GMT

uhhhh i dont get it
oODwagonxX
#155681243Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:33 AM GMT

Read it again. You will get it.
MrVincent
#155681271Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:34 AM GMT

no no no seriously i dont get it read it like four times
birm123
#155681310Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:34 AM GMT

VINCE YOU MORON IT MEANS THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE SARCASTIC HAVE NO WIT
oODwagonxX
#155681382Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:35 AM GMT

Do I really have to explain it...? Think about what constipation is.
MrVincent
#155681621Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:39 AM GMT

oh mmk
MarkJarkson
#155681861Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:42 AM GMT

Y'know, I think your grandpa was a wise man.
birm123
#155682064Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:46 AM GMT

I WISH I WAS WISE AND OLD ... OH WAIT
MrVincent
#155682147Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:47 AM GMT

birm calm down on the caps.
oODwagonxX
#155682154Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:47 AM GMT

He actually was incredibly wise. He never went senile, even at the age of 82. He died of mesothelioma, though, so he might have acquired dementia in even later years, though. I still wish he was alive, but he wouldn't want me to be so nostalgic.
JeopardizedJake
#155682308Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:50 AM GMT

Mesothelioma... When I hear that word, all I think of are attorneys and lawsuits.
birm123
#155682386Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:51 AM GMT

WHY DONT YOU CALM ON THE NONCAPS EH?
MrVincent
#155682580Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:54 AM GMT

What are you talking about?
oODwagonxX
#155682715Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:57 AM GMT

Eh, that's better then the actual experience. When I hear it, it's all about watching a relative cough up puss and never walk around, and nurses coming to the house to drain brown fluid from a relative's stomach when it spreads there.
k3rl343
#155683096Tuesday, February 10, 2015 4:02 AM GMT

i wanna be the very be- For now you can stay, Right here we will play, Until somehow you can find, A slightly different Frame of Mind Right here in my arms, Away from all harm, You'll be safe from all the flares, Although I know you don't care (Wooo repeated) You can lift your head up to the sky, Take a deeper breath and give it time, You can walk the path among the lines, With your shattered Frame of Mind Instead you could always stay, We can wait right here and play, Until somehow you can find, A slightly better Frame of Mind (Wooo repeated) When they say you will fall, You can reach nothing at all, Hide your tracks, Beneath the rind, Of a different Frame of Mind Is that what you heard, Broken words in the dirt, Yelling out, into the Sun, Here we come, Here we come (Wooo repeated) Here we come....Here we come (Wooo repeated) Here we come....Here we come (Wooo repeated) You can lift your head up to the sky, Take a deeper breath and give it time, You can walk the path among the lines, With your shattered Frame of Mind I wish that you could always stay, We can wait right here and play, Until somehow you can find, A slightly better Frame of Mind (Wooo repeated) You can lift your head up to the sky, Take a deeper breath and give it time, You can walk the path among the lines, With your shattered Frame of Mind Instead you could always stay, We can wait right here and play, Until somehow you can find, A slightly better Frame of Mind And when daylight comes through, When the day is anew, Then it will be time, For a new Frame of Mind When all eyes are on you, You will know what to do, Since you will have found, Your new Frame of Mind When you lift your head up to the sky, Take a deeper breath and give it time, You can walk the path among the lines, But always know that you'll be safe, I'll be here throughout your days, Come find me and we will play, Tнe poѕѕιвιlιтιeѕ αre eхтreмely lιмιтed
SIacktivist
#155684085Tuesday, February 10, 2015 4:21 AM GMT

caaarl stop spamming frame of mind caaaaarl that kills people caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
Tortemarra
#155684335Tuesday, February 10, 2015 4:26 AM GMT

me not understnading anything rite nao
SirBookington
#155686157Tuesday, February 10, 2015 5:09 AM GMT

He was wise, but he met- Nevermind, forget I said anything.
SIacktivist
#155686501Tuesday, February 10, 2015 5:20 AM GMT

say eeet
MrVincent
#155687816Tuesday, February 10, 2015 6:08 AM GMT

y the fok u be spamming frame of mine
BooneHEAD
#155688892Tuesday, February 10, 2015 6:57 AM GMT

This joke made me day.
CreativeMystery
#155689491Tuesday, February 10, 2015 7:39 AM GMT

Oh yeah, because that joke is SO original.
MangitungLeader
#155693850Tuesday, February 10, 2015 12:55 PM GMT

Great just constipated and now you show me this??? It is Ironically chronically oddly strangely Unbelievably... CRAP I GOT TO GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
timpookie
#155694186Tuesday, February 10, 2015 1:10 PM GMT

This isn't sarcastic or witty at all. Therefore, it's not funny, by RP standards.

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